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Scottish Appreciation Day

EXCLUSIVE: Scottish Appreciation Day

It's a rare bird that doesn't love a bit of Scotland, whether you know it or not. With St. Patrick's Day coming up, the entire drinking world will soon be singing the praises of children of Ireland (if not claiming…

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Cat Hair Craft Book

Cat Hair Craft Book

Crazy cat ladyhood knows no boundaries. Right when you think you've gone as far into crazy cat lady world as possible, that's when you realize you could totally find a use for all of the cat hair hanging around your…

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Sex Sells

EXCLUSIVE: Sex Sells

You don't have to be a total piece of shit wannabe entrepreneur with a library of unread marketing books in the garage of your Hollywood hills home to know that sex sells. Just check the spam folder of your email. Probably…

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Wall Mounted Bookmark

Wall Mounted Bookmark

Reading a book before bed is the move. It's gotta be a real book, too, kids. Turns out staring at your beloved phone screen before bed is exactly the worst thing you can do before bed. Something about the kind…

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Love Stinks

EXCLUSIVE: Love Stinks!

In the perpetual transition from one holiday to the next, we've now reached the point in the year at which is will soon be Valentine's Day. You're already aware of this because there's no earthly possible way that you wouldn't…

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Butt Stuff

EXCLUSIVE: Butt Stuff

Butts are so in right now! Butts have always been in, though, because of science and how people need to want to do sex to each other to further the species and all of that and so on, etc. So butts are…

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Sexual Origami Book

Sexual Origami Book

There's an ancient Japanese tradition that any individual person who folds one thousand origami cranes will be granted one wish by the gods. Seems like any gods who made that deal would be open to a similar deal for anyone…

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Hand Smash Bookends

Hand Smash Bookends

What you gotta do, see, is take all the knowledge they got hidden in the words of all these books and you gotta CRAM IT IN YOUR HEAD! These bookends will be a constant reminder of this because they look…

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The Complete Calvin & Hobbes

The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes is the greatest comic strip of all time. If you were alive (and cool enough to read the comics) when the strip was syndicated, from '85 to '95, then you'll remember the joy that came from reading…

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Hitler Assassination Adventure Book

Hitler Assassination Adventure Book

It's a question older than just about everyone reading this sentence: If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you do it? Now, here's a book that pre-supposes the answer to that question is "yes," choosing instead…

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Hot Dudes Reading Photo Book

Hot Dudes Reading Photo Book

Okay, so, you know how you'll go to the coffee shop sometimes and there'll be a guy there, sitting by himself and reading a book and you can't decide if he's got an audition coming up for a part where…

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Row Boat Book Shelf

Row Boat Book Shelf

It doesn't get much fancier than this! From Moby Dick to Captains Courageous, literature and the seafaring life have a long, rich history. After all, what else is there to do while floating around in the ocean but read? Any…

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