You shouldn’t have to worry about stocking up on Halloween candy for the neighborhood kids this year with this terrifying zombie gnome statue in your yard! While all garden gnomes are pretty creepy (yeah, they are), this gnarly dude goes…
These days you have to keep track of what pocket your keys are in or you risk scratching your smartphone screen. Once again, it turns out the old way of doing things was probably the better way. (Shutup, hipsters.) This…
Bill Murray is the man. Everyone on the internet knows it. This may be the single greatest shower curtain of all time. Featuring Bill Murray, in the style of an oil painting, dressed kinda like Napoleon - this is a…
Love popping bubble wrap? Of course you do - everybody does! This is a 4 foot tall calendar poster overlaid with heavy-weight bubble wrap so you can pop a big bubble every day. There are even some extra bubbles in…
Zound Electronics takes old luggage and turns it into these unique boomboxes! These things are so amazing. There’s obviously a convenient carrying handle (again, it used to be luggage) but the audio specs are top-shelf, too! Runs on a rechargeable…
This is the ULTIMATE Christmas sweater - three (male) reindeer making a Rudolph sandwich for all the world to see! Those reindeer games sure have changed! Unlike other novelty sweaters (which we mostly hate and will make fun of on…
“Pavlok (a Behavioral Technologies Group product) is a wearable device that helps you break any bad habit. Pavlok combines proven behavioral training techniques, innovative “zaptic” hardware, and tracking software to help you kick habits like smoking, nail biting, eating sugar,…
Ladies, have we got something special for you! The Wine Rack is a comfortable sports bra with a polyurethane bladder that discreetly holds up to 25 ounces of whatever beverage you prefer. The long drinking tube has an on/off valve…
You’re probably beginning to notice some trends in the things we post at drunkMall. This post features many things we like: cats, candles, death… If you can’t tell, this candle starts off as a nice pink (or several other colors)…
This mouthwatering pepperoni pizza duvet is a perfect gift for the pizza lover in your life. The description says it’s “irresistibly soft,” probably like melting into a bed of warm mozzarella cheeeeeeeese…. drunkMall loves pizza! [If you like this post, you…
This is human ingenuity at its finest! These strips of Strong Like Bull magnets attach to the ceiling of your fridge with super strong 3M VHB adhesive. All you have to do is peel off the cover and firmly secure…
If you drive a Jeep and don’t have this Jurassic Park license plate, what are you doing with your life? Like, seriously, you need to think about the decisions you’re making. Share this post!