Super-Sized Teddy Bear
You used to have to drop $500 on some carnival racket before you could go home with a giant stuffed animal this size. A great big teddy bear makes a good cuddle companion on binge-watching days at home. In the…
The Knockout: Beer Bong and One-Hitter
We used to have a beer bottle attachment that worked the same as the beer bong part of this and it was danger. While it was a lot of fun winning bets in biker bars over who could drink a…
Cash Cannon: The “Make It Rain” Gun
Is there anything more American than guns and money? Yes: fake tits. Show those fake American titties the respect they deserve by using a money gun to rain down the cash. The Cash Cannon is a battery operated gun that…
Jellyfish Aquarium
Jellyfish have got to be one of the most awesome creatures on this planet. We read this thing once about how some jellyfish basically never die and they just keep regenerating themselves over and over? Jellyfish are probably aliens. Anyway,…
Christopher Walken art
Luckily for you, we long ago swore a solemn oath to never attempt a Christopher Walken impersonation and we’re holding ourselves to that promise. Chris Walken’s face is perfect for artwork like this. The moody colors really emphasize the maelstrom…
Halo Master Chief costume
The first #BlackoutFriday countdown comes to a close with an item we would have to be absolutely wrecked at home on Black Friday to buy - a super realistic Halo cosplay getup! Here’s why we’d have to be trashed to…
Bread Seat
If that mousepad was weird then this bread seat is so deep into WTF territory we don’t even know where to start looking for the map! This kinda reminds us of those seemingly useless folded seats that moms always take…
Sriracha hoodie
We post so much sriracha gear on drunkMall it’s a miracle they haven’t tried to sponsor the site! (Hint hint, guys. Come on, what do we have to do to get a case sent our way?) Our #BlackoutFriday countdown would…
The Liberator Play Time Pillow
We were watching Master of None the other night and Aziz Ansari’s character came home to show his girlfriend the new sex pillow he’s just bought, called The Liberator. We thought that was funny, so we looked it up and…
Aquarium Coffee Table
We’re in the homestretch of the #BlackoutFriday Countdown, so we’ve gotta finish up strong! If you haven’t figure it out by now, our interior design tastes run somewhere between NES fanboy & Miami kingpin. So, obvs, we’d freak out over a…
Windshield Wiper Bathroom Mirror
First, this could probably be made at home, especially if “home” has an automotive scrapyard out back. Second, making this at home from automotive scraps sounds like a great way to get tetanus, so don’t do it. The #BlackoutFriday Countdown is all…
Pepperoni Pizza Dress
We’re trying to cover all of our bases during the first #BlackoutFriday Countdown and we didn’t forget about you, ladies! Everyone wants a slice of the action when a pepperoni pizza print dress is involved. Standing out from the crowd will…