SUV Air Mattress
You know what this is for! Hell, we almost filed this post under the SEX category... But, yeah. If the only reason you're going "camping" is so you can get some alone time with that special someone, you don't have…
Donald Trump Voodoo Doll
Can Donald Trump be stopped? Some of the talking heads on television say he can, some say he can't. The truth is, none of them can be sure of what they're saying and only time will tell. There isn't a…
Beer Briefcase
Next time you want to quit your cushy corporate gig, ask yourself, "What would Dr. Gonzo do?" We're great friends with the good doctor and we're pretty sure he'd act like everything was as peachy keen as the American Dream…
Learn Spanish with Rosetta Stone
Ever get drunk and decide you should learn a foreign language? Well, hang on. Give the idea a few seconds to sink in... Speaking more than one language is almost like having a superpower. Society is built on language and…
Alcohol Vaporizer
Yo, if you aren't vapin' your booze by now then you're dangerously close to being unhip, bro! Oh, you didn't even know that #VapeLife had branched out to the alcohol department?! Now you know! And let that be a lesson…
Giant Swan Pool Float
Serious question: is there a person whose job at the pool float factory is to test out the new pool floats? Because that has got to be the best job in the history of capitalism. Laying around in a pool,…
EXCLUSIVE: Tax Refund Shopping Spree
Last week was the federal income tax filing deadline for 2016 (if you didn't know - surprise!), which means many of us are looking forward to that sweet, sweet refund check. Now, yeah, you could deposit that check into a savings…
Alice in Wonderland Bottle in a Book
What a truly unique gift for the lover of books and booze! Handmade by BookRooks from Louisiana, this is a leather-bound edition of Alice in Wonderland with the pages hollowed out to hide an 8.5oz glass flask within the pages.…
Bear Coat from Workaholics
Workaholics is one of the funniest shows currently on television. The episode where Blake spends all his money on a sick bear coat is one of the best. The duders are trying to score some tickets to a basketball game…
Iron Throne Bathroom Decal
Ask anyone who grew up in a big family and they'll tell you about the original Game of Thrones... Getting into the bathroom when you need it! Talk about a power struggle. "Just a minute!" is exactly the last thing…
Bad Motherfucker Zippered Pouch
The word "fuck" will be used a great deal in this post. Fuckin' deal with it, motherfucker! Everyone recognizes Jules Winnfield's BAD MOTHER FUCKER from Pulp Fiction, right? Well take another look because this one ain't a wallet, it's a…
Smart Umbrella
How many umbrellas have you lost in your life? Stop doing that! It's a whole new world, baby, and there is zero reason for you to be forgetting your umbrella somewhere and losing it forever. First of all, if you…