The Party Plate
Show up to any holiday party with a rack of these and, trust us, people will be into it. If you invite drunkMall to your party, make sure there are plenty of salt & vinegar potato chips. We will for…
Glowpong: LED Beer Pong Table
DISCLAIMER: this item is for partying professionals only! Beer Pong is a high-action, high-risk alternative sport, where injuries can sometimes be sustained. Removing adequate lighting from playing arena should be attempted only by trained professionals, daredevils and thrill-seekers with nothing…
“Game of Thrones” Inspired Oxhorn Ale Tankard
If winter is coming then it sure seems to be taking its sweet-ass time about it. But that won’t stop us from raising a tankard of ale at Christmas this year. Or two tankards. Or five. It’s all fun and…
The Michigan Mitten
The Michigan Mitten is actually a pair of mittens, one of which has been sewn into a convenient beer holder (complete with fabric on the bottom) that makes it just about impossible to drop your beer. Like, you don’t even…
The Hanson Brothers now brew their own beer. It is called Mmmhops.
We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you this breaking news! Or, well, not so much “breaking” as it happened three months before drunkMall was a website, we’re just now finding out about it and OH BOY are we excited!…
The Knockout: Beer Bong and One-Hitter
We used to have a beer bottle attachment that worked the same as the beer bong part of this and it was danger. While it was a lot of fun winning bets in biker bars over who could drink a…
“The Brown Bag” 40 oz. Koozie
Oh, shit, finally! Koozies always seemed kind of dumb to us because, like, drink your damn beer instead of holding on to it and the thing won’t get warm because there’s, what, five actual mouthfuls in a bottle? Sheesh! But…
Anti-Roll Fridge Mat
Listen, you’ve got to stay organized in life, especially if you’re trying to cut loose every now and then. Minimizing risk, that’s what we’re all about on this drunk shopping website! Earlier in the year, we found some ridiculously awesome magnets…
“Hand of the King” Bottle Opener
What’s the saying? The King sips and The Hand opens bottles? Something like that… Aside from being inspired by probably the best television show of our times, the thing we really like about this bottle opener is that, at over…
Brewsees: Sunglasses with Built-In Bottle Openers
Maybe you’ve seen cheap pairs of novelty sunglasses that have a beer bottle opener on the arms - they were not Brewsees! Brewsees’ shades are the real deal - polarized lenses, 100% UV 400 protection, sturdy construction with a lifetime warranty…
Marshall Half-Stack Refrigerator
We had to include something for the guitar playing dudes and dudettes in our #BlackoutFriday countdown and what a find we found! It’s a fridge. It works like a fridge. Who cares? We’re judging this book by its cover and…
Double-Fisting Beer Mug
We haven’t posted a lot of novelty items on drunkMall because it’s so obvious and you’re better than that. At first glance, one might view a double beer mug as mere novelty… but Not. So. Fast. Have you ever had…