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Face Vase

Face Vase

Honestly, the only reason we're posting this is to fuck with everyone who pronounces the word "vase" like the word "Oz" with a v at the beginning. Oh, is that the "proper" way to say it? Oh, you learned that…

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The Wave Body Pillowcase

The Wave Body Pillowcase

Got a body pillow? Pretty awkward thing to keep around the house, huh? It's some pillow that's way too long and probably just one plain color, sitting around on your couch. But it doesn't have to be! There's apparently a…

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Bill Murray Fan Art

BEST OF: Bill Murray Fan Art!

Bill Murray is the man. If anyone can be called a living legend, it is this man. Bill Murray has always been the coolest, from the very beginning. Somewhere in the '90s, hipsters acted like they discovered him, which is…

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Mini Bob Ross Figure

Mini Bob Ross Figure

Bob Ross has always been the man and will always be the man. Right up there with Mr. Rogers in the class of contagiously calm role models we hope you were lucky enough to grow up watching on daytime television.…

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Dali Wristwatch

Dali Wristwatch

It doesn't get any more surreal than the master himself, Salvador Dalí! Look, Art History majors - keep it to yourselves. Yeah, there's more to Surrealism than Dalí and they even formally kicked him out of the club but there's…

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Puzzle Lamps

Puzzle Lamps

Finding the perfect lighting fixture can be puzzling - but it doesn't have to be! Good lighting is important. Out in the rest of the world, you'll often have to deal with bad lighting situations. Harsh fluorescents in the office,…

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Body Painting Canvas Kit

Body Painting Canvas Kit

Running out of date ideas? If you've been together that long, perhaps you would be interested in an artistic manifestation of the relationship. You don't even have to invite some possibly sketchy artist from Craigslist over to your place to…

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Vincent Van Go Away Bag

Vincent Van Go Away Bag

Finding new ways to tell other people to "fuck off" is basically an art form and we live in the golden age of it! Van Gogh probably told more than his share of people to go screw back in his day.…

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Vomiting Swan Faucet

Vomiting Swan Faucet

It's always hilarious when you go over to someone's house and see something like this. You never really know if the homeowner is aware that they have a sink setup that looks like a swan just throwing the fuck up…

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Double Ring Chandelier

Double Ring Chandelier

Give any room in your home a classy lighting upgrade with this unique chandelier! Look at that thing! You ever see a light that looked like that in one of your friend's houses? Probably not. Although maybe you have because…

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Really Weird Painting

Really Weird Painting

Yeah, this is the weirdest painting we've seen in a while. You can order prints of it, if you'd like to hang it at home or the office. You should be prepared for weird looks and strange questions but we can't…

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Unicorn Attack

EXCLUSIVE: Unicorn Attack

Feeling horny? Now wait just a few minutes before typing in the URL of that website you always visit when you feel this way. You know the site. You'd be back there again in a few more hours for another…

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