Wu-Tang Sword Logo Shirt
Display your allegiance to the one and only Wu-Tang Clan with this epic tee! The legendary Wu-Tang logo is all anyone needs to recognize a fan of the Wu but this particular shirt has some extra clues that you're more…
90s Cartoons Tee
They got a few good cartoons these days. Maybe even more than a few but if you stack up what they're putting out today against the cartoon shows 90s kids had to choose from - it's no contest! Honestly, most…
2 Pounds of Chupa Chups
Chupa Chups are easily the best tasting suckers to have ever been made. If you've never had one, just share this post to your social media of choice and ask your friends if they have an opinion on this. You'll…
90s Cup Design High Tops
If this design doesn't automatically call to mind memories you thought you forgot of filling up your soda cup with a hit from every beverage dispenser in the machine, sorry about your shitty childhood... Commonly known as the "jazz cup" design,…
Dippin Dots Fizzy Candy
Don't freak out. You haven't entered an alternate timeline. They still spell it Berenstain Bears and Dippin' Dots is still the ice cream of the future. It's just that Dippin' Dots is now this, also. What "this" is happens to be an…
EXCLUSIVE: Return to Twin Peaks
Welcome back to Twin Peaks, everybody! It gives us unparalleled pleasure to bring this gift guide to you. drunkMall would have eventually written a big post all about Twin Peaks products because season one is literally the best season of…
Beavis and Butthead Doc Martens
Listen up, buttmunchers! These special edition Beavis and Butthead Doc Martens are the real deal. Black and blue leather, treaded soles and yellow stitching complement the kickass cartoon graphics of '90s anti-heroes Beavis and Butthead getting metal as hell in London!…
EXCLUSIVE: Totally Rad TMNT Stuff
Brush off your Surfer Slang Thesaurus because it's Turtle Time, baby! drunkMall's legal team has advised us to point out that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is well within the realm of interest for adults of legal drinking age and therefore drunk…
Pro Wrestling Cameraman Action Figure
If a pro wrestler does a backflip body slam off the top turnbuckle and nobody is there to see it, do they still piss blood in the locker room after the show is over? Why risk it?! The only reason…
EXCLUSIVE: Monsters Are Real
Stephen King once said, "Monsters are real." He said some more stuff after that. Monsters are real, though. If you can't take the word of the guy responsible for more nightmares than probably anyone else on earth, then perhaps you'd…
Burger World Hat
Fans of immature 90s cartoons will remember that Beavis and Butthead "worked" at a fast food joint called Burger World. That ain't a real place but you can still rep it with flair wearing this Burger World snapback hat! Make…
GIVEAWAY: Ghostbusters Patch
If there's an empty place, ya need to fill that space... Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! That's a song we made up just now about people who have jackets and backpacks with patches all over them but probably enough room…