Stranger Things Splatter Vinyl
We're only a couple of months away from new episodes of Stranger Things! That first season pretty much came out of nowhere, right? Just showed up on Netflix one day and they hadn't even figured out how to market it…
Bird Shit Bowl Set
You've gotta think someone lost their job over this, huh? Of course, nowadays it's virtually impossible to know whether these "accidental" design quirks are truly accidental or a covert attempt to chase after a viral response when it hits the…
Shaggy Slides
It's like a movie set in the '70s up in here! You know the scene. The one where the broke protagonist has to go talk to the sketchy ass landlady who's never seen without a lit cigarette, hair typically in…
Red Rose Phone Case
Everyone with the rose emoji in their "recently used" menu needs to know about this phone case! Roses are ripe with meaning, as much as any other symbol in recorded history, perhaps. A beautiful flower, of course. But it's the…
HOW TO: See the 2017 Solar Eclipse!
Hey, America! We're a little less than 3 weeks away from one of the most amazing celestial happenings in decades! A total solar eclipse is coming our way and you've still got plenty of time to prepare for seeing it…
Samurai-Style Pocket Knife
Nothing says, "Ask me about my favorite Kurosawa film," like walking around in full samurai armor with two swords and whatever the hell you call that shaved-top-of-head thing. Unfortunately, doing that in America also says a few other things, like,…
Sponge Bed
All you savages have just been leaving your sponges on the counter, haven't you? Or even worse, down in the bottom of the sink... Imagine your poor sponge. Not only is it left to sleep on cold counter surface or…
Coffin Makeup Bag
One of the best things about makeup is that if you put it on the right way then nobody can tell that you're dead inside. Unless sending the message that you're dead inside is your goal, in which case you…
Key Hanger Guys
Imagine your life with a personal assistant whose only job is to keep track of your keys. House keys, work keys, car keys - doesn't matter. There's a person and it's their duty to take your keys and hold on…
British Columbia Beer Tour
British Columbia has a rich history of beer. That's what you should tell anyone who asks why you wanted to take a seaplane tour of brewpubs in BC. Make sure you look at them like a vegetarian who's just been…
3D Luxury Edition of Clue
Man, people must really love the game Clue, huh? First there was the board game. You're surely aware of the esteemed cinema masterpiece that is the feature film adaptation starring Tim Curry and Christopher Lloyd. But did you know there…