Martini/Wine Glasses
Here are some glasses you can own to trick people into thinking you're more grown up and sophisticated than you really are! First of all, let's be real: these are wine glasses. Yeah, you can absolutely flip the thing over…
Versatile Vibrator
The sex toy innovation keeps coming and coming! As far as vibrators are concerned, a person usually owns zero vibrators, one vibrator or there's an entire drawer in their house that you'd be embarrassed to open. That's because there are…
Japanese Blanket Table
The problem with tables is that they aren't blankets and the problem with blankets is that they aren't tables. You're cozy and warm underneath a blanket... Where you gonna set that bowl of oatmeal? Okay, so you take a blanket…
Flying Fuck
Who gives a flying fuck? Well, you can give one this Christmas if you want! The setup is the same as a standard remote control helicopter toy. Except, you know, instead of a miniature Apache helicopter body or something, the…
All Wheel Drive Fat Bike
Okay, real talk? The only reason we're even posting this bike is because someone asked, "Has everyone seen this new fat bike?" and literally everyone in the office thought they said "Bat Bike." You know, like Batman. And so everyone…
Illumibowl Toilet Light
Sick of those boring trips to the toilet in the middle of the night? Of course you are! Who isn't? It's like you're asleep, having an a-ma-zing time with Hugh Jackman letting you in on the secret that they really did…
Lamborghini Desk
Bring that need for speed into the workplace with a desk that looks like the front end of a Lamborghini Murcielago! You'll have to break out that credit card with the real high limit because one of these things will…
Dripping Clock
Time keeps on drippin' into the future! Like a surrealist painting come to life, this trippy clock hangs over the edge of a shelf as if it had been liquified by intense heat or as though the very fabric of…
Leather Notepad Macbook Case
Wait until your favorite barista hears about this... It's a case to disguise your MacBook as a classic leather notebook! Called the BookBook, this case is made of real leather that's been hand dyed and custom distressed for a 100%…
Scrabble Knuckles Canvas Print
Some quirky artwork for everyone with a love of board game night (and perhaps even a soft spot for tasteful prison tattoos) - this canvas print features a young lady with Scrabble tiles placed across her knuckles in place of…
Chocolate Flavor Balanced Food Block
Welcome to the future! It's a weirdly named, generic-looking brick of "food stuff" separated in to two bars of totally edible and chocolate flavored nutritional balanced food material! If you assumed this product comes from Australia because of the name,…
Power Saw Pizza Cutter
Start practicing that Tool Time brand of "ho ho ho" now... Just in time for Christmas, it's the circular saw pizza cutter! Making pizza at home instead of ordering delivery is to do the noble thing instead of the lazy…