Hot Dog Phone Case
Hot diggity dog! Here's hoping you've been getting your recommended servings of hot dogs in this summer. You can't really even call it a summer without hot dogs. Doesn't matter how you dress that thing up but we can all…
500 Individual Sugar Packets
A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. And by "medicine" we certainly do mean whatever BS you have to deal with in your day-to-day life, even though you didn't sign up for any of it and you're just…
Leaf Loader System
Know what's cheaper than having children just so you can make them hold the trash bag while you shove dead leaves into it? Being able to handle the job without anyone's help! You can now easily pull yard raking duty…
Cyberpunk Can Carrier
This is the future we're supposed to be living in, right here. Look at that picture! All of the technology required for the real world to look that totally already exists. Literally all we'd have to do is spend less…
2Pac Car Freshener
Pretty much every person you know is going to see your car at some point. All of your best friends will for sure be inside your car, too - some of them quite often. You can do what you want but…
Rick and Morty Anatomy Park
Rick and Morty loves to toy with our emotions. Like a dude that bones you right and then doesn't call again for 2 weeks. You can never tell when new episodes will be denied to you so you've gotta be…
Dad in Jail Childrens Book
It's so difficult to have conversations with children about some things. You've got to be able to talk to them... And then it's a whole conversation you're having... With questions... And more questions... Someone a long time ago figured out…
Himalayan Salt Shot Glasses
Alright, you salty dawgs, listen up. Yeah, that tequila's going down real smooth today. But let's be honest, you're getting salt all over the place! The ritual probably helped you get into drinking tequila back when you were still in…
Burger Lift
The reason that a perfect burger is so hard to find is because the format is in and of itself a contradiction. What you're looking for on the inside of a good cheeseburger is moisture. You want a juicy, greasy…
Nipple Enhancement Device
Everyone can use a little help with their nipples every now and then. Maybe you've got a hot date tonight or, hey, maybe tonight's a big sex cam show for you or something! Well you don't want to leave the…
Denim Flip Flops
Oh damn yeah! You know what time it is, boys and girls? It's time for another fashion lesson. Today's topic is flip flops. Here's the thing about flip flops: no rules, bitches! Think about it. This is a style of…
Poke Ball Pizza Cutter
After a long day of being a dang good Pokemon trainer, perhaps even holding it down as a prestigious gym leader in your local Pokemon Go arena, you've gotta get some food in that belly! Don't know about you but…