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Intense Sphynx Cat Mask

Intense Sphynx Cat Mask

Did Egyptians really worship cats? We have no idea. But if their cats looked half as intense as this cat mask, then it would be totally understandable. This thing is downright intimidating. Imagine if you saw a 6 foot tall Sphynx…

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Motivational Water Bottle

Motivational Water Bottle

There's gotta be some sort of gene or chemical imbalance or something that only certain people have because all you animals who can't wait to get into the gym and hit a workout might as well be extraterrestrials to the…

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Purple Zebra Bedding Set

Purple Zebra Bedding Set

Now this is how to set a vibe in a bedroom. Is there any confusion about what purple zebra print bedding means? It means welcome to the jungle, baby! You just entered the territory of a wild animal and you…

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Corona Cooler

Corona Cooler

Keep cans of Corona in a giant can of Corona! It's a mini-fridge mas fina! Weighing just ten pounds, this is one very portable fridge. It even has a convenient carrying handle on top disguised as the tab on the…

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24 Karat Gold Rolling Papers

24 Karat Gold Rolling Papers

Started from the bottom now we here! Throw out the Zig-Zags... Forget about Swishers... You don't even need those blueberry wraps anymore, son... You know you're golden. Now it's time to let the rest of the world know every time…

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Mini Hieronymus Bosch Statues

EXCLUSIVE: Mini Hieronymus Bosch Statues

Anyone who recognizes the name Hieronymus Bosch knows that he's a dude who painted some truly bizarre, even disturbing scenes. His most famous work, The Garden of Earthly Delights, is a surreal clusterfuck of imagery that still has art scholars arguing over…

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App Connected Treat Dispenser

App Connected Treat Dispenser

Treat your favorite dog(s) in the world to a special treat, anywhere in the world you can pick up a wireless signal! Petzi is a small box unit that's easily mounted on a wall in your home. Plug it into an…

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Wine Cork Holders

Wine Cork Holders

Hey, winos - here's a cute, Pinterest-y way for you to keep corks! Some of you are wondering why anyone would keep the cork from a bottle of wine. There are a few reasons that don't really make sense. But one…

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Perfect Paper Towel Holder

Perfect Paper Towel Holder

This paper towel holder looks perfect. Like, if there were paper towel holders in the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey then they would probably have looked like this. Just a clean white cylinder with a slot for paper towels to be…

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Annoying Sound Torture Devices

Annoying Sound Torture Devices

Friendship is a magical thing. If you don't believe that, then you either don't have the right kind of friends or you haven't tried hard enough to see if your friendships can be broken. Because the best friendships can survive…

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Waterproof Drinking Game

Waterproof Drinking Game

It's the drinking game you love in the party-ready format you need! Probably every single person reading this has played Kings at a party before or at least some piece of the game in another drinking game. But we'll run…

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5-Way Headphone Splitter

5-Way Headphone Splitter

You can watch movies/shows or listen to music on the go with your crew of friends without being incredibly annoying to everyone else around - just use this headphone splitter! School trips, road trips, flights, vacations, UFO-spotting missions in Joshua…

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