Fetal Sound System
This is a speaker that goes inside the vagina of a pregnant woman so her fetus can listen to and hopefully enjoy music or guided meditation sounds or recordings of whales or whatever other things you think a developing human…
Buttloose Tina Belcher
This Tina Belcher collectible figure is on the loose - buttloose! Fans of the stupendous cartoon series Bob's Burgers know Tina as a precocious youth. The age of 13 has found Tina a passionate devotee of such interests as rainbows,…
Animal Ski Masks
Hit those slopes with the style and reflexes of an agile house cat! Beloved Shirts just dropped a full line of animal print ski masks for all you wild children to enjoy with your outdoor winter activities. You can pick…
Spill-Proof Travel Mug
Get this spill-proof mug into your life and kick spilled coffee out of your life! Spilled coffee is upsetting for several reasons. Nobody likes feeling stupid for accidentally dumping their beverage all over the place. If the drink gets all…
Datable Food Storage Container
Eventually all leftovers turn in to chicken. Not the poultry meat product. Chicken, the game. Because you can't always remember just what day that one container got put in the fridge, can you? And when more leftovers are being added…
Fuckboy Bot
Fuckboys are not on the endangered species list but dealing with them just got way easier! Boy Bye Bot is a fake phone number that you can give to any dude who really shouldn't have your real phone number, for…
Salt Bae Hoodie
Finishing touches are so important. Much like salting perfectly sliced meat with a little flamboyant flair can be the difference between an average piece of video content and overnight viral stardom, a great hoodie can set an otherwise nice outfit…
Stain Repellent Clothing
Alright, listen up, you sloppy bitch. You think people can't smell you? We can. Under the impression that nobody will notice sweat stains or that speck of mustard from the second hot dog you had at lunch? You're kidding yourself.…
Brodie Shades
Sup, Brodie! Apparently there's an entire brand of sunglasses devoted to this wacky style of throwback shades. In various combinations of clashing neon colors and those boxy "oil slick" lenses, the Brodie Neff line would look perfect on the coach…
Straw Spoons
Life Hack: enjoy milkshakes! Life Hack Life Hack: use a spoon with a straw built into it! Runny milkshakes are a scam but a shake can also be way too thick to be enjoyed by whatever puny straw you've got at…
Dog Cottage Kennel
Here's something for everyone who has a few thousand dollars they can't decide whether or not they should light on fire. Don't light that money on fire! Think of your dog! You can take all those thousands of dollars and…