Vincent Van Gogh Action Figure
X-Men and The Flash aren't the kind of heroes everyone needs but those are pretty much the only game in town for action figures. It makes sense. The word "action" is right there. The little doll has to have moving…
Self Rolling Yoga Mat
When you do yoga right, the world feels like a magical place - and it just got a bit more magical! You know that feeling of walking out of a good yoga session. Unless someone backed in to your car…
Whiskey Bullets
Throwing back whiskey on the rocks isn't macho enough for you? Settle down, roid rage. We got your violent delights right here! Everyone knows about whiskey stones. Rocks you keep in the freezer to be tossed in a neat liquor…
Hot Dog Toaster
Make having hot dogs at home just as convenient as it is to have hot dogs anywhere else! [WARNING: if eating hot dogs is not something you should be doing for any reason at all, stop reading this post right…
Penis Worship Lighter
In the long tradition of greasy gold chains worn on exposed hairy chests and TIME TO FUCK wristwatches, we proudly direct your attention to this lighter in the form of a gargantuan golden cock being embraced (worshipped?) by a naked…
EXCLUSIVE: Sex Sells
You don't have to be a total piece of shit wannabe entrepreneur with a library of unread marketing books in the garage of your Hollywood hills home to know that sex sells. Just check the spam folder of your email. Probably…
Airplane Seatbelt Belt
Even if you haven't joined the Mile High Club yet, you can take a fashion tip from those jet airliners with this unique and stylish belt. It looks like someone ransacked a grounded 747 and cut all the seatbelts out…
Monty Python Watch
At this point, it looks like The Ministry of Silly Walks may find work in the current administration any day now... Whether or not that ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT comedy sketch from Monty Python becomes a reality in modern American politics, it…
Wall Mounted Bookmark
Reading a book before bed is the move. It's gotta be a real book, too, kids. Turns out staring at your beloved phone screen before bed is exactly the worst thing you can do before bed. Something about the kind…
Howbow Dah Girl Sweater
Cash yourself without a dope sweater to wear in cold winter weather? Howbow no! This ill-mannered, bad tempered young lady has gone viral around the world for the sullen attitude and honestly really weird way of speaking that she put…
Rock Star Skull Shirt
Listen, if your rock stars don't have songs about death then you need to find some new rock stars, got it? Death and rock music go together like sex and rock music or drugs and rock music. In fact, we…
Burger World Hat
Fans of immature 90s cartoons will remember that Beavis and Butthead "worked" at a fast food joint called Burger World. That ain't a real place but you can still rep it with flair wearing this Burger World snapback hat! Make…