GIFT GUIDE: Bag It Up!
You ever think about how many different types of bags there are in the world? Well you're about to because that's what we decided to do this week - scour the Internet for all the different kinds of notable bags…
Fake Missile Launcher Car Lighter
Spy toy budgets are wasted on spies. You see James Bond fire rockets from the undercarriage of his sports car in his movie and it looks super badass. Okay. You know that spies are real, though, right? Spies exist and…
Weighted Comfort Blanket
Have you ever considered spending $200 on a blanket? Well, you might be reaching for your wallet here in a minute because wait until you get the scoop on the Gravity blanket. Sitting at over $3 million funding on Kickstarter…
Vincent Van Go Away Bag
Finding new ways to tell other people to "fuck off" is basically an art form and we live in the golden age of it! Van Gogh probably told more than his share of people to go screw back in his day.…
VR Exercise Bike Games
Here it is, kids. The inevitable future Black Mirror prophesied for us all has arrived. Doesn't look like much, does it? Well, that's because everything happens inside that little headset dude is wearing in the photo. It's better in that…
Moth Larvae Shit Tea
You're probably already asking yourself why this is a thing. Yeah, we don't know either. Whatever the hell it is that makes people want to drink liquid brewed from something that's already passed through the digestive system of another creature,…
Fireworks Oreos
Did somebody call an Oreo executive a basic bitch or something? Everyone's fave sandwich cookie company is acting like they've got something to prove lately with all the crazy flavors they've been rolling out. This time it isn't even a…
KFC Romance Novel
Romance, escapism and fast food chicken collide in a wistful tale of one woman's discovery of her own freedom to love... and to live... This is marketing on a level unlike anything we've seen before, folks. Forget product placement. Forget…
Plant 10 Trees Hemp Hat
Do yourself and the environment a favor by picking up one of these hats. First, the brand plants ten trees for every hat they sell. Trees do great things for the planet, like create oxygen. You know, the stuff your…
Recycled Firefighter Gear Laptop Bags
Introducing the new favorite laptop case of every male stripper with a firefighter routine! Dakota Stitch and Design is out here rounding up old firefighter gear and repurposing it for your "rugged" bag needs. They do backpacks, laptop cases, wallets and…
Cactus Candles
Add a touch of the desert to your next mezcal tasting party with some adorable tea candles! Like an itty bitty bit of the Southwest in your home, these candles look just like tiny cactuses! Or cacti, if you will.…
They Will Never Find Your Body Gift Card
It's always so difficult to find that perfect gift card for that special someone. A card that says both "I really like you" but also "there's a small chance that I'll murder you if this whole thing doesn't work out."…