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Rogue Brewery Stout Beer Glasses

Rogue Brewery Stout Beer Glasses

Rogue Brewery makes some of the most delicious beers available in America today - particularly the stouts. Enjoy their stouts and the stouts of other breweries the way they’re meant to be served in these awesome beer glasses. These look…

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24 Comfortable Hair Ties

24 Comfortable Hair Ties

Here’s the deal, fellas. You know how sometimes a girl will come up to you at a bar and ask if you have a lighter but you don’t because smoking is fucking disgusting? Well, if you hang out in nicer…

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999: The Punk Singles Collection

999: The Punk Singles Collection

That punk box set we posted a while back put us straight into an “oi” phase! 999 was a great band from the era but they don’t get as much attention as they deserve - get way into them with this…

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The Pest DVD

The Pest DVD

Depending entirely upon who you are as a person, this is either the funniest or most annoying movie you’ve never seen. John Leguizamo issued a formal apology for the film’s existence. It’s basically a version of the old Bugs Bunny…

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Foam Practice Nunchucks

Foam Practice Nunchucks

Being able to use nunchaku is cool. Breaking your own nose by screwing around with a pair of real ones is not very cool. Made by the AWMA, these practice nunchuck are made from durable foam over a PVC core…

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Keychain Breathalyzer

Keychain Breathalyzer

Take the guesswork out of partying responsibly and keep a breathalyzer attached to your car keys! One touch operation! drunkMall loves keychains! Share this post!

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Gizmo Stuffed Animal

Gizmo Stuffed Animal

As of this post, there are only two of these 30th Anniversary Gizmo dolls left. So if you need to get this little guy back into your life then you better hurry! (Rambo gear not included) Share this post!

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Battery-Operated Rubber Band Machine Gun

Battery-Operated Rubber Band Machine Gun

Did your annoying coworker buy a Nerf Rival blaster for the office? This rubber band machine gun holds over 60 rubber bands at a time and fires 10 shots per second. Do you realize how fast that is? The guy won’t know…

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Furry Hooded Wolf Scarf with Mitten Pockets

Furry Hooded Wolf Scarf with Mitten Pockets

This is much cheaper than a Spirit Hood and will bring your fur fantasies to life! Complete with a zippered pocket and a button to secure the hood, you’ll wonder how you ever made it through a Furry Fest without…

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