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Huge Box of Snacks - 50ct.

Huge Box of Snacks – 50ct.

This is perfect for college students, people serving in the military or anyone who needs to keep an eye on their blood sugar. 50 individual servings of snacks and candy for less than $1 an item. The list of what’s…

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The Wine Rack: Sports Bra with Hidden Flask

The Wine Rack: Sports Bra with Hidden Flask

Ladies, have we got something special for you! The Wine Rack is a comfortable sports bra with a polyurethane bladder that discreetly holds up to 25 ounces of whatever beverage you prefer. The long drinking tube has an on/off valve…

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Pizza Design Mini Backpack

Pizza Design Mini Backpack

If you’re gonna be one of those kids walking around with a tiny backpack, it should be this one. With padded leather straps, it’s beautiful and high quality! The pepperoni in the graphic glistens... [If you like this post, you…

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Gummi Cat Candle with Aluminum Skeleton

Gummi Cat Candle with Aluminum Skeleton

You’re probably beginning to notice some trends in the things we post at drunkMall. This post features many things we like: cats, candles, death… If you can’t tell, this candle starts off as a nice pink (or several other colors)…

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Translucent Skull Shot Glass

Translucent Skull Shot Glass

This hand-blown shot glass has a skull molded into the interior, so when you fill it with your poison of choice it takes the shape of a grinning death’s head. You either want it or you don’t! Share this post!

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Amazon Fire Stick

Amazon Fire Stick

To celebrate Transparent winning 5 Emmy Awards, for the next 24 hours Amazon is selling 1 year subscriptions to Amazon Prime for just $67 - beginning right now! That’s a $32 savings on 1 year of FREE 2-day shipping, unlimited…

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Coin-Counting Change Cup

Coin-Counting Change Cup

A lot of people keep coins in their car but how many of them know the sum total of those coins? None of ‘em! Suckers! With this automatic coin-counting lid, you’ll be able to track just how much money is…

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Pepperoni Pizza Bedspread

Pepperoni Pizza Bedspread

This mouthwatering pepperoni pizza duvet is a perfect gift for the pizza lover in your life. The description says it’s “irresistibly soft,” probably like melting into a bed of warm mozzarella cheeeeeeeese…. drunkMall loves pizza! [If you like this post, you…

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Bottle-Hanging Fridge Magnets

Magnetic Bottle Hanger

This is human ingenuity at its finest! These strips of Strong Like Bull magnets attach to the ceiling of your fridge with super strong 3M VHB adhesive. All you have to do is peel off the cover and firmly secure…

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Jurassic Park License Plate

Jurassic Park License Plate

If you drive a Jeep and don’t have this Jurassic Park license plate, what are you doing with your life? Like, seriously, you need to think about the decisions you’re making. Share this post!

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My Cat Listens to Metal Muscle Tee

My Cat Listens to Metal Muscle Tee

You’re hardcore and everybody knows that. But who’s out there letting the world know how metal your feline life companion is? That’s your job, bro! [If you like this then you should take a look at drunkMall's Caturday Night Fever Gift…

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