drunkMall recognizes no sovereign entity except for pizza. Partake in worship of the sacred cheese wheel with this “HAIL PIZZA” shirt, emblazoned with a pizza sliced via pentagram. Fun Fact: if your local pizza place is even remotely cool, you can…
Are there any babies named Netflix Chill Smith, yet? Probably… Look, everyone knows what “Netflix & Chill” means by now, right? If not, this product should give you a clue. (Hint: it means sex.) Getting to first base should be no…
A miniature camera that can take photo & video while being small enough to fit on your fingertip. Comes with a wrist strap, mini USB cable and user manual. Software seems to be Windows only... Share this post!
Almost nobody smokes inside these days but if you’re the reincarnation of Hunter S. Thompson or something then this would be a great piece for your home office. Store your cigarettes in the pack on the beast of burden’s back.…
This seemed like a funny thing to put up but, honestly, now that we’re supposed to write this post and actually imaging what it would be like to eat food with cum in it… It’s triggering a gag reflex… But…
Never suffer through a bland meal again! Take 1.6 ounces of sriracha with you wherever you go in a flip-top leak proof bottle on your keychain! Not only are the bottles officially licensed by Huy Fong Foods and made with…
Dead Guy is an incredible beer and we’re feeling the vibe of this t-shirt. Officially licensed, high quality print on 100% cotton shirt! We already posted some Rogue Brewery stout beer glasses, so you know we love Rogue beers and…
When it comes to novelty bacon items, it can go two ways: really good or really bad… Either this lip balm tastes and smells exactly like delicious bacon, causing you to look forward to waking up every morning and slathering…
Everybody knows somebody who needs to be cussed out. But not everyone is in a position to be able to do it themselves because they could lose their job, for instance. So what’s the solution? Get drunk and do it…
We didn’t even know they still made these! The exact last thing you would ever want to do with these straws is use them to drink something. You might make it 15 minutes into a drink before the paper starts…
Based on how many of you ordered the bulk bags of cereal marshmallows, it’s safe to say this shirt will be a hit at drunkMall! Super-soft, high quality fabric with a realistic print of Lucky Charms marshmallows - what’s not…
There are tons of videos of this candle on YouTube. Go check one out because a picture doesn't do it justice! The flower opens, plays the “Happy Birthday” melody and begins to slowly spin... It's amazing! Sure to be a hit,…