This is genius. We’re all about drugs at drunkMall - as long as they’re legal! And caffeine is legal as fuck. In fact, that should be caffeine’s new slogan - Caffeine: It’s Legal as Fuck! Anyway, what you’re looking at…
The best kind of girls watch Horror movies year-round (not just in October) and show up in daisy dukes. Do these girls exist in real life, though? Who cares! They exist in sticker form, thanks to tittybats! At $1.50 per, it’s…
You and your best friend do everything together. In fact, if you’re looking at this website for any length of time then you probably already take shots together, so why not step up your game with The Wingman: two shot…
WOO! I’m gonna tell you somethin’ right now, Mean Gene! Ric Flair is the champion! And to be the man! You’ve gotta beat the man! WOO! Get stylin’ and profilin’ now! Share this post!
The Patriotic Pajamas jumpsuit was such a drunkMall hit that we’ve been on the hunt for some more American swag worthy of gracing our site. Look at this beautiful fanny pack! What a national treasure! We want to ask Joe…
Whether filming a zany new Vine or just (safely) prankin’ the pants off of a friend, breakaway bottles give a great special effect. Obviously these are still dangerous and you shouldn’t under any circumstances treat them like they won’t cause…
We’re not sure how it works but here is a totally functional backpack that somehow looks like it was cut out of a two-dimensional animation. Cartoon carry-on? Share this post!
Thanks to some science stuff this bookend appears to defy the laws of gravity to hold your books up! Superhuman Study Swag Too triumphant for you? Consider the moose skull bookends. Share this post!
Help keep your dog (or ridiculously drunk human friend) safe on late-night walks with a super-bright LED light collar! [Dog lovers should read drunkMall's Human's Best Friend gift guide for dogs and those who love them!] Share this post!
Important people in movies always have megaphones, seems like. Designed for military and crowd control situations, this things get LOUD. There’s an Aux In jack, btw, so you aren’t limited to blasting the sound of your own voice or the…
These wayfarers are ice cold, kids! Check those blue/green polarized lenses! The arms are made from 100% real bamboo for a natural look and feel. Stronger than steel but half the weight of a pair of Ray-Bans. Share this post!
