First, this could probably be made at home, especially if “home” has an automotive scrapyard out back. Second, making this at home from automotive scraps sounds like a great way to get tetanus, so don’t do it. The #BlackoutFriday Countdown is all…
We’re trying to cover all of our bases during the first #BlackoutFriday Countdown and we didn’t forget about you, ladies! Everyone wants a slice of the action when a pepperoni pizza print dress is involved. Standing out from the crowd will…
We’re probably not supposed to call these a certain word. Lightsaber. Lightsabers are thing in the Star Wars movies. This isn’t a post about lightsabers. This is a post about an amazing new foam toy that anyone who likes lightsabers…
The Legend of Zelda is drunkMall’s favorite video game franchise because we’re just that basic. For some people, having a regal Bill Murray shower curtain is a much too serious and adult-y thing to face in the mornings, so this…
MJ had the moves - there’s no denying it. Having Michael permanently on the wall, doing the physically impossible “Smooth Criminal” lean would be cool, obviously… But then it’s the weekend. Time to down a few drinks and have some…
We had to include something for the guitar playing dudes and dudettes in our #BlackoutFriday countdown and what a find we found! It’s a fridge. It works like a fridge. Who cares? We’re judging this book by its cover and…
No matter how big or small, any home entertainment setup gets a whole lot more awesome when a theater style popcorn machine is added to the party! We wouldn’t host a Mr. Robot marathon without it. The machine runs off…
Today’s #BlackoutFriday Countdown product reminds us of that game Myst. Have you ever played Myst? Myst was one of the most frustrating computer games ever made. In fact, Myst was probably the second most frustrating experience in the lives of…
If any of you drunkMall copycats out there want to start a website called How Did It Take So Long for Someone to Invent This.com, that would be cool because how did it take so long for someone to invent…
This is the Feb. 1998 issue of Playboy Magazine. There’s nothing special about it. Except that it represents a point in time that is gone and will never return. A time when whoever the hell Daphne Decker is happened to…
For those of us still unfortunate enough to experience the season they’ll call “Winter” in the history books of the future, getting out of bed in the morning sucks. For the same reason babies cry upon their exit from the womb,…
Do people even still say “emo”? Everyone knows what emo was, right? If you forgot, check out this cow’s hair because it’s dead on. This cow could have walked into any mall in America in 2002 and had a whole set…