SHOES: Sweet Kicks!
Research suggests that many drunken online purchases include a pair of shoes or a shoe accessory. If that's what you people want, then here's whole post full of some epic kicks for you to rock this summer! We've also got…
Candy Sushi
People always make a big deal about how much your sense of smell impacts the way food tastes, right? But what about the other senses? Like, the way food looks is pretty important, you know. Presentation, they call it. And…
Skeleton Unicorn Patch
For everyone with a touch of the dark side to their fantasy life! Listen, it can't be rainbows and unicorns forever. Life (with a capital L) just doesn't play out that way. Every dream ends. But you don't have to…
Bubble Wrap Oven Mitt
When you think about safety and fun, what's the first thing you think about? No, not those awesome educational videos you watched in Health class that were made in the '70s to teach kids on fire how to not be on…
Raven Bookends
A lovely addition to any bookshelf! There's a few different bookshelf situations you could have going on in your home or office. First, it's the possibility that you don't have a bookshelf at all, in which case there's hopefully at…
Whipped Cream Maker
The cream always rises to the top and this whipped cream maker is the cream of the crop! So many of the best things in life have cream involved. Ice cream... creamy soups... creamed corn... (Shutup, it's good.) And we…
Dali Wristwatch
It doesn't get any more surreal than the master himself, Salvador Dalí! Look, Art History majors - keep it to yourselves. Yeah, there's more to Surrealism than Dalí and they even formally kicked him out of the club but there's…
Cloud Q-Tip Holder
Get your finger out of your ear and use a q-tip like a damned adult. Ear health is important. Looking like a grown human being who knows how to keep your body clean is also important. You wouldn't want to…
Passport to the Unconscious
Did you know that there are people who think they don't have dreams? They think they lay down every night and close there eyes and just... lay there... Of course we know that's not true, don't we? Everyone dreams, every…
Labyrinth Worm Slippers
'Ello! No, it's not "hello," it's - Ah, nevermind - it's close enough! Running around in a labyrinth (or whatever else it is you do all day when you leave the house - no, no, don't start talking about it…
Scarab Bottle Opener
Scarabs are so cool. Perhaps you recall the classic 1999 American action horror film, The Mummy? Starring the unfairly underrated Brendan Fraser (Blast from the Past, Monkeybone) and probably some other people, scarabs played a big and scary role in…
Chocolate Assholes
Hey, asshole! Want some chocolate? You bet your sweet ass(hole) you do! If there's one thing Belgians know how to do, it's make chocolate. (They've been doing it since the 1800s, after all. Someone would have probably stopped them by…