Resurrection Candle
Candles have come a long way in the past couple hundred years. They used to drip wax all over the place and, every year or two, the servants would come through and collect all those mounds of melted wax and…
Trivia Crack Board Game
Everyone's favorite trivia game just jumped out of the smartphone and on to the table for face-to-face competitive flexing of knowledge! Trivia Crack, as the name suggests, is a highly addictive, super stripped down trivia app. This, friends, is the…
Notorious BIG Collectible Figure
It ain't life-size and it may not even be accurate to scale but this collectible Notorious B.I.G. figure is a massive hit here at drunkMall! Hip-hop doesn't get any better than Biggie Smalls. You can argue that some other MCs…
Blowing Monkey Nail Polish Dryer
Why blow on your own fingernails when a cute little monkey buddy will do it for you? This battery-powered nail dryer is super cheap, so a lot of the people who buy it don't seem to realize that it's even…
Cosmo Cocktail Tape Dispenser
Having a drink after work is pretty common practice for a lot of people. It's like a reward for having gotten through another day on the job. And for some people (with extra crappy jobs) that drink at the end…
3 Pounds of Peanut Butter Eggs
These things are everywhere when it's Easter. Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs. They're amazing. In fact, many candy connoisseurs agree that the overall experience of eating a peanut butter egg is much more enjoyable than eating a peanut butter cup. Cups…
Tina Belcher Butts Belt
Tina Belcher likes butts. It is known. The eldest of the Belcher children from Bob's Burgers, Tina spends more time thinking, talking and writing in her diary about butts than maybe any other character in television history. Teenage girls, what…
Solar-Powered Fan Hat
Keeping a slight breeze on your forehead has never been easier! Spending the day outside in the hot hot sun? You were probably going to wear a hat anyway, so put on this cap and the solar panels will power…
LED High-Top Sneakers
These shoes are L-O-U-D! Not recommended for shy folks, this pair of Electric Styles' High-Top Bolts will have you spending the night walking on top of your very own LED light show! You've got twelve different modes to choose from: seven static colors or…
Combination Wine Lock
Keep your best vintages under lock (with no key) using these stainless steel combination locks designed to keep that cork in the bottle until the person with the secret code comes along! This isn't only for the wine snobs with…
Wrap Around Cyclops Sunglasses
We've said it before and we'll say it again, we're living in the future and it's time to start dressing like it! It's as if Mumford and Sons got popular, everyone grew out their beards and started wearing suspenders and…
Nerdtendo Gamebooze Flask
Many kids who grew up in The Nineties, if they had their way they'd never go anywhere without a Gameboy. If you were one of those kids and grew up to be a drunkMall reader, you may rather keep a…