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Translucent Millennium Falcon Lamp

Translucent Millennium Falcon Lamp

It’s safe to say you can expect pretty regular drunkMall appearances from the Star Wars franchise until all this hype dies down in neverteen years. At 10" tall x 6″ wide, the Millennium Falcon lamp is a nice size for…

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Breaking Bad Walter White T-Shirt

Breaking Bad Walter White T-Shirt

Well, hell. Maybe there won’t ever be another new episode of Breaking Bad again but at least we have novelty t-shirt designs! Taking a cue from another famous Walter - Walt, for short - this tee’s logo is extremely and…

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Nicolas Cage “Con Air” Fan Art t-shirt

Nicolas Cage “Con Air” Fan Art t-shirt

Have you seen Con Air? Oh, man… It’s amazing… Nic Cage straps on his worst southern accent to play Cameron Poe, a man who’s headed home after doing time for defending his wife’s honor years ago. Only, wouldn’t ya know…

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The Nightmare Before Christmas Knee Socks

The Nightmare Before Christmas Knee Socks

This is how to keep your toes warm even though you’re dead inside. Looks like we’ve got some gravestones with crosses, Jack Skellington heads, bats and crossed bones - yep, certified mall goth apparel! In all seriousness, some of you…

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Dainty Darth Vader prints

Dainty Darth Vader prints

We can’t get enough of this weird Star Wars original fan artwork! This is by Kyle Hagey and he’s got an Etsy shop full of crazy stuff like this. Go check it out now because we’ve got a pretty good…

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Portrait of Sir Yoda

Portrait of Sir Yoda

This portrait would be great for one of those pranks where someone switches out a photograph on someone’s wall to see how long it takes them to notice the change. It’s also obviously just funny and cool, though. Yoda looks…

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“Hand of the King” Bottle Opener

“Hand of the King” Bottle Opener

What’s the saying? The King sips and The Hand opens bottles? Something like that… Aside from being inspired by probably the best television show of our times, the thing we really like about this bottle opener is that, at over…

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Christopher Walken art

Christopher Walken art

Luckily for you, we long ago swore a solemn oath to never attempt a Christopher Walken impersonation and we’re holding ourselves to that promise. Chris Walken’s face is perfect for artwork like this. The moody colors really emphasize the maelstrom…

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“A Christmas Story” Leg Lamp

“A Christmas Story” Leg Lamp

These things sell like crazy every December, for obvious reasons. The movie’s hilarious and inescapable. It’s only a matter of time until Ralphie’s dad’s enthusiasm about this ridiculous lamp becomes contagious and people think, “Hey, I bet I can really buy…

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Incredible Foam LEDsabers

Incredible Foam LEDsabers

We’re probably not supposed to call these a certain word. Lightsaber. Lightsabers are thing in the Star Wars movies. This isn’t a post about lightsabers. This is a post about an amazing new foam toy that anyone who likes lightsabers…

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Theater Style Popcorn Machine

Theater Style Popcorn Machine

No matter how big or small, any home entertainment setup gets a whole lot more awesome when a theater style popcorn machine is added to the party! We wouldn’t host a Mr. Robot marathon without it. The machine runs off…

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