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Emoji Pillow and Poop Pillow

Emoji Pillow and Poop Pillow

We’re throwing this post on the site just for our new friends in Australia, Lewis & Lowe. They found drunkMall, talked about us on their radio show, wrote a song about drunkMall (!!!) and sent us hundreds of new visitors.…

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Sumo Wrestler End Table

Sumo Wrestler End Table

Hey, we don’t really know anything about sumo wrestling and we’re not going to try to fake it. But that doesn’t mean we can’t recognize classy furniture when we see it, which is exactly why this table is in our…

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NOPE. clock

NOPE. clock

Never before has a clock so succinctly summed up our feelings about time. Time is stupid. Knowing what time it is is stupid. What time is it? Time to eat? Wake us up when it’s time to eat. Now, go…

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Pegasus in Outer Space rug

Pegasus in Outer Space rug

We’re nearly speechless in awe of such a fantastic rug. It’s almost indescribable. Like, if you had to explain it to someone who couldn’t see it, words could never do it justice. There’s Pegasus, the mythological winged unicorn, standing on,…

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2-in-1 Beanbag Chair and Bed

2-in-1 Beanbag Chair and Bed

Remember that enormous “beanbag” we posted a while back? That thing’s incredible and a person could for sure sleep on it if they wanted. This beanbag* is a little more snug when it comes to seating more than one person. However,…

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Hidden TV Wall Mount

Hidden TV Wall Mount

Honestly, the fact that this wall mount disguises the TV as a normal framed painting, while cool, is nowhere near enough to get a spot on our #BlackoutFriday Countdown. So why is it on here? When the TV is extended…

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Bourbon Soaked Toothpicks

Bourbon Soaked Toothpicks

On one hand, this is indulgence on a decadent level. On the other hand, eh, yeah, there is no other hand but we’d love to get our hands on some of these toothpicks! “Steeped with six-year-old barrel aged KY straight…

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Pizza Bath canvas print

Pizza Bath canvas print

We don’t get the opportunity to post much fine art on drunkMall because “pearls before swine” and all that - but this here is some art and it is damn fine. Ah, yes, you can see what the artist has done…

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“Honest Boy” Pencil Sharpener

“Honest Boy” Pencil Sharpener

We’re still figuring out the rules on what we can and can’t say about the items on drunkMall. This particular pencil sharper places pleasant memories of poignant pillars of prepubescant pop culture puppe- Oh, maybe shouldn’t say that one word…

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Automatic Mah Jong Table

Automatic Mah Jong Table

We like to imagine that we know an elderly Chinese lady who would love us forever and ever if we got her a table that automatically shuffles and properly stacks the tiles for a game of Mah Jong between her…

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10 Planets Drinking Glasses

10 Planets Drinking Glasses

Pluto is a planet in our book, okay? Ok. Now that that’s out of the way, who wouldn’t want a set of drinking glasses that look like the planets in our solar system? Probably people who aren’t smart enough to…

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Superhero Bookend

Superhero Bookend

Thanks to some science stuff this bookend appears to defy the laws of gravity to hold your books up! Superhuman Study Swag Too triumphant for you? Consider the moose skull bookends. Share this post!

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