Cap Catching Bottle Opener
Stop popping bottles and just letting the caps fall all over the place! That shit is sloppy. You're better than that, kids. Your house is your temple. Keep it clean. This bottle opener - spoiler alert - removes the caps…
Humane Bug Catcher
Just because you don't want that spider in your house doesn't mean you have to kill it. Don't get it wrong - that impulse to destroy something you fear is biological and nobody's judging you. Like, there are probably even…
School Sucks Laptop Sleeve
Whether you're wasting your life trying to start a white-labeled e-commerce business or you're wasting your life in a classroom listening to a professor talk, chances are good that this laptop sleeve applies to you. Unless you attend Hogwarts or…
Pink Rhinestone Lips Phone
How incredibly glamorous! Everyone who still has a landline - what the fuck are you doing?! No but, like, really. Whatcha doin' there with that landline? Whatever your situation is, one thing is clear: If you've any hope of retaining…
World’s Lightest Electric Skateboard
Skateboards are a much more convenient mode of transportation when you don't have to propel yourself forward with your own legs. Especially going uphill, it's just the worst. Fortunately, the motorized skateboard is a thing that was figured out quite some…
Darth Vader USB Hub
Use the force of electricity to charge several devices at once! Phones, iPods, L.E.D. shoes, vibrators... It seems like everything that holds a charge these days pulls the juice in through a USB connector. At a certain point, there just…
Fake Baguette Wrist Rest
Modern jobs are brutal on the human body. Sitting in a chair for hours on end, focusing your eyes at words on a screen, typing and typing and typing... At least if you worked in construction you'd be getting good…
Miniature Disposable Flasks
This kit lets you create your own airtight pouches of booze! Any adult drinker who travels regularly knows all about the "airplane bottles" of liquor. You're allowed to bring them through security and you're allowed to drink them on the…
Teddy Bear Phone Case
Cutest phone case ever? Cutest phone case ever. Most phone cases provide a tough outer shell to protect our fragile mobile devices from bumps and spills and drops. Extra layers of protection to keep the screen from shattering, things like…
Skateboard Lights
Trick out your skateboard with these awesome lighting kits! It's truly a shame that these didn't exist in The '80s, during the epic heyday of American Skateboarding Cinema. Because there will probably never be another wave of movies like that…
Electric Chair Light Switch
These freaky-looking light switch plate covers look like the throw levers you see in old Horror movies! You know, like in any Frankenstein movie, the part where they bring the monster alive will almost always have Dr. Frankenstein or Igor…
Wireless Sweat-Proof Earbuds
The earbuds that come in the package with smartphones are garbage. They don't sound good. They aren't comfortable. They fall out of your ears. Throw those in the trash because there's a whole world of better options out there. For…