80s and 90s Trivia
The thing about trivia is that you don't actually have to be "smart" by any objective definition of the word in order to dominate the night and take home first place. You really just need to be familiar with the…
Scary Cat Toy
Finally, a stuffed animal for everyone who always wished one of their stuffed animals would get possessed by a demon like some '80s movie! Feisty Pets is a new line of plush stuffed animals with hidden buttons that turn their…
EXCLUSIVE: Unique Stocking Stuffers
Don't sweat the small stuff! As always, drunkMall has you fully covered for the holidays. You could even think of us like an insurance policy for gift ideas! Last week, we showed you how to take the power in to…
Atari Flashback Gaming System
The Atari Flashback is a trip back in time to the late 70s, when 8-bit graphics were enough to blow everyone's mind and gaming was in a post-Pong golden age! That Atari 2600 machine was all any kid wanted to…
Serial Killer Card Game
Game night might never be the same after this... Notorious Serial Killers is a deck of cards that are kind of like baseball cards but, instead of professional athletes, each card is dedicated to a multiple murderer and features relevant…
Six Pack Christmas Cards
Christmas with the family. It's coming a lot faster then you'd like to think. Once you get old enough that this means dealing with nieces and nephews, alcohol becomes like a secret currency in the house. Yeah, you've all bought…
Sleeping Bag Hammock
And in one brilliant move these folks just eliminated nearly every problem associated with sleeping in a hammock or a sleeping bag! Think about it. What sucks about sleeping in a hammock? Top of that list has to be inability…
Plush Squirrel
Squirrels are so cute. They're total assholes, for sure. But they're cute. Some people out there have managed to make loving house pets out of exceptionally friendly squirrels but that's a difficult task and not recommended. So if you just…
EXCLUSIVE: Christmas Gift Guide Super Post
Thanksgiving is over. Black Friday has come and gone. That means one thing: gift guides! You won't be able to get online for more than five minute between now and Christmas without someone trying to get you to look at…
Party Game for Pun Lovers
Who doesn't love a good pun?! Hopefully you do because most dads in America hit the buy button as soon as they read the title of this post and it's only a matter of time before you're over at someone's…
Singing Dancing Caddyshack Gopher
Caddyshack is a timeless masterpiece of American cinema. It's got it all. Chevy Chase, Bill Murray & Rodney Dangerfield in the same movie? Talk about comic heavyweights! And the story is just a classic class struggle disguised as a burnout…
All Wheel Drive Fat Bike
Okay, real talk? The only reason we're even posting this bike is because someone asked, "Has everyone seen this new fat bike?" and literally everyone in the office thought they said "Bat Bike." You know, like Batman. And so everyone…