EXCLUSIVE: Unicorn Attack
Feeling horny? Now wait just a few minutes before typing in the URL of that website you always visit when you feel this way. You know the site. You'd be back there again in a few more hours for another…
Knitted Boobs Koozie
Few things in life are as comforting as beer and boobs. Bring these two beautiful things together with one knitted koozie! Wrap your comfort beverage up in your favorite body part with this booby-licious koozie. Breast-themed beer koozies are not…
Curious Cat Bottle Stopper
Curiosity hasn't killed this cat but that's only because it can't fit all the way down into the bottle to get at the wine. Too bad for the cat but good for you! Don't worry about cramming that cork back…
Coconut Party Cups
Tiki parties for everybody! Serve your favorite tropical theme cocktails in these plastic coconut cups! These things are better than using real coconuts in every way. First of all, getting one coconut open in a way that it can still…
EXCLUSIVE: Funderwear
Underwear are fun. That's simply a fact. But the "fun" in "funderwear" means functional today! Skivvies, panties, pants, underpants - whatever you call your underthings, they serve a purpose. That's why you wear them. drunkMall is all about taking it to…
Discreet Flasks
These flasks are a creative solution for your drinking problems! Not, like, "I should stop drinking" type of drinking problem but more like "I want to drink alcohol at this event where alcohol is really expensive and I'm not rich"…
GIVEAWAY: Wine for Cats
Maybe the reason cats are so famously rude is that they've been waiting for the stupid creatures with the opposable thumbs (humans, us) to finally get around to creating a felino vino worthy of their consumption! You're out of your…
Tipsy Tower Drinking Game
Stack up the blocks and let each one take the party up a notch until the whole thing comes crashing down - it's Tipsy Tower! It's everything you know and love about Jenga with an adult twist. The setup is…
Air Conditioner Cooler
It's a cooler that keeps your drinks cold and helps keep you from overheating too! This is the IcyBreeze and it's here to change summer forever. You will need access to a 110v power supply but once you've got that…
Crochet Cat Butt Coasters
Take one more step into Crazy Cat Lady territory with some coasters made to look like the backend of your feline friends! It's a view every cat owner knows better than they'd like because cats seem to always find a…
Urinal Shot Glasses
Anyone ever wonder why getting really drunk is called getting shitfaced? It doesn't really make any sense. 99% of the times you've used the word "shitfaced" to describe what you did last night, did shit come anywhere near your face?…