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Wingman Tandem Shotglass

“The Wingman” Tandem Shot Glasses

You and your best friend do everything together. In fact, if you’re looking at this website for any length of time then you probably already take shots together, so why not step up your game with The Wingman: two shot…

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Fizz Saver Soda Dispenser

Fizz Saver Soda Dispenser

Put your 2 liters on tap! This gizmo uses all sorts of science type theories we don’t understand to keep the carbonation in soda. Plus you get to pull sodas from a little handle like you work in an old-timey…

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Wake ‘n’ Bake Mug with Built-In Pipe

Wake ‘n’ Bake Mug with Built-In Pipe

Oh, you aren’t a morning person? We’ll see about that… Here’s a mug that can quickly deliver a morning dose of strong black coffee, or chronic green, uh, tea… and a bowl of the finest tobacco - all in one…

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Shot Roulette

Shot Roulette

Remember Spin the Shot? This is a little different but it’s still got booze and a spinny thing. When it’s your turn, spin the roulette wheel to determine your fate. Use vodka to play Russian Roulette! Wait- No, don’t do…

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“Levitating” Coffee Mug

“Levitating” Coffee Mug

If you find yourself staring at this mug, wondering how it’s floating, you are not awake enough yet. We do like the design of the mug, though. It’s pretty slick, ultra-modern and supposedly not as easy to knock over as…

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Clip-On Tie with Hidden Flask

Clip-On Tie with Hidden Flask

Whew, Wednesdays… Am I right? Holy shit - it’s Monday?! Should have worn a different tie… Huh? Oh, yeah, There's this other tie. Uh, it’s a Good Luck Monday tie. It's just fun to wear it on Mondays, that’s all.…

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Spin the Shot drinking game

Spin the Shot drinking game

Does anyone really need the rules of this game explained to them? Ok, you put your “beverage of choice” in a small container, commonly known as a “shot glass.” Then you put the shot glass inside the Spin the Shot. Then you…

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Self-Stirring Mug

Self-Stirring Mug

Ooh, this is great! Now, you might think, “Who needs a mug that stirs itself at the press of a button?” Well, friend, we’ll tell you some people who might want one! Your mom Lazy people People who forget to drink…

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Classic Red and White Striped Paper Straws

Classic Red and White Striped Paper Straws

We didn’t even know they still made these! The exact last thing you would ever want to do with these straws is use them to drink something. You might make it 15 minutes into a drink before the paper starts…

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Hairbrush with Hidden Flask

Hairbrush with Hidden Flask

The hidden flasks are always a hit here on drunkMall, so today we’ve got one for you that’s disguised as a hairbrush. The flask holds 6 oz. of whatever you want inside of a totally real paddle brush. There’s a…

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Brass Knuckles Mug

Brass Knuckles Mug

You could use this mug for tea, too, but the brass knuckles grip will probably attract people who need something that packs a stronger punch! Start your day with a fistful of caffeine. Share this post!

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The Wine Rack: Sports Bra with Hidden Flask

The Wine Rack: Sports Bra with Hidden Flask

Ladies, have we got something special for you! The Wine Rack is a comfortable sports bra with a polyurethane bladder that discreetly holds up to 25 ounces of whatever beverage you prefer. The long drinking tube has an on/off valve…

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