Unicorn Mask
This is the stuff nightmares are made of, people. No lie, we were at a CHERUB afterparty this year, getting down to the DJs, doing our thing, when we looked over and some total psycho was wearing a mask exactly…
Rubber Ducky with a Dick
It’s officially bathtub season, ladies and gentlemen! It’s cold as balls outside and nothing brings our toes back to life like a long soak in a tub full of warm water - but we don’t like to bathe alone! We…
Aquarium Coffee Table
We’re in the homestretch of the #BlackoutFriday Countdown, so we’ve gotta finish up strong! If you haven’t figure it out by now, our interior design tastes run somewhere between NES fanboy & Miami kingpin. So, obvs, we’d freak out over a…
Lifelike Sleeping Kitten electronic pet
Kittens are adorable and everyone should have the opportunity to hang out with one. Unfortunately, circumstances don’t always allow for that. Lease agreements and allergies are just a couple of things that can stop us from knowing the joy of…
Cow with Emo Kid Hair Tote Bag
Do people even still say “emo”? Everyone knows what emo was, right? If you forgot, check out this cow’s hair because it’s dead on. This cow could have walked into any mall in America in 2002 and had a whole set…
Pegasus in Outer Space rug
We’re nearly speechless in awe of such a fantastic rug. It’s almost indescribable. Like, if you had to explain it to someone who couldn’t see it, words could never do it justice. There’s Pegasus, the mythological winged unicorn, standing on,…
Drunk Christmas Teddy Bear
Teddy Booze makes drunk teddy bears which are pretty adorable and remind us of every fat, drunk uncle we’ve ever seen at a family gathering! The line of Christmas bears come with colored Santa hats and a matching mini beer…
Sad Pepe T-Shirt
Hey, hey! It’s Pepe! Listen, people who are, like, sad or something, shouldn’t buy this shirt. That’s just annoying. This shirt is for happy people to wear ironically - it’s all the rage, this irony. Feels bad, man. [There's always more dankness to…
Unicorns Are Jerks coloring book
Seriously, what did you expect? You think some mythological creature that everyone spends their whole childhood freaking out over is just gonna be chill? No. When was the last time you were around a cat? Yeah, cats haven’t been worshipped…
Screaming Flingshot Monkey
We love this monkey! We love all monkeys, really, but, oh, this one in particular! Ok, you put two fingers in the hand pockets, pull back on its hind legs and let go. The monkey, wearing a cape, flies through…
Time-Released Pet Feeder
Many people who have pets have had to end a good night out before they were ready. Why? Because they were responsible people and had to go home to feed the animals. If they had a feeder that automatically dispensed…
Full Body Squirrel Costume
It’s too late to get an awesome squirrel costume for Halloween this year, which is exactly why it makes perfect sense! Think about it. That’s just what they’re all expecting. You might waste the amazingness of this costume by wearing it…