Scraping ice off a windshield sucks on LEVELS! You’re almost guaranteed to cut your hand without even realizing it because it’s so cold your hand is numb. Then, the best part is getting back in the car and realizing that,…
How adorbs are these spandex briefs with little kitten faces printed right where they ought to be?! That model sure looks excited to be wearing such neat underwear. Though, she could be cold from not wearing pants and we’re assuming…
We’ve noticed that people who drink a lot tend to dislike chores. Actually, let us put that in a different way. We drink a lot. We don’t like chores. Anything that cuts down on things we’re supposed to do every…
The cuteness never quits! These are the most adorable coin purses we’ve ever seen. Admittedly, we haven’t seen very many coin purses. But when was the last time you saw a coin purse in real life? They're pretty rare these…
We show a lot of love to cats on drunkMall but every dog has its day - 366 of them in 2016! (Yeah, it’s a Leap Year. Get ready for a lot of really great #content based on that little…
We’ll never forget you Pizza Rat. Ours is not the fickle love of viral social media, blazing with the white heat of rocket fuel and faded all too quick. No, Pizza Rat. Our love remains as you once were, dragging…
There’s something about walking across the cleanly removed hide of a dead, dangerous animal that says, “SUCCESS!” Just ask a ‘70s P.E. teacher. That experience costs way more than you might expect. Fortunately, we found an imitation tiger rug that works for…
This is what the Internet is for, the digital manipulation of animals into the ridiculous situations we’d force them if it weren’t physically impossible and/or illegal. Because it’s so cute! Exhibit A: The Pugburger Duvet. At first glance, it looks…
If this post had a sound, it would sound like 10,000 girls simultaneously going, “AAAAAWWWWWWWWW!” It is pretty darn cute, you have to admit - like having your very own little Simba romping around the house. For those who need to…
You used to have to drop $500 on some carnival racket before you could go home with a giant stuffed animal this size. A great big teddy bear makes a good cuddle companion on binge-watching days at home. In the…
Polar Bears are one of the most vicious and efficient killing machines on the planet. So it makes perfect sense that ladies would want to dress themselves up like a sexy one for Winter cocktail parties. The description doesn’t say…
Jellyfish have got to be one of the most awesome creatures on this planet. We read this thing once about how some jellyfish basically never die and they just keep regenerating themselves over and over? Jellyfish are probably aliens. Anyway,…