No, it's not the most annoying teddy bear ever because of how cute and innocent it looks. (Though, that is super obnoxious.) It's The Most Annoying Teddy Bear Ever because it plays "Happy Birthday" when you press a button on…
Uh, oh! Looks like a big ol' nuclear radiation dinosaur monster is headed to a densely populated metropolis again! Only this time, it ain't comin' to breathe fire and destroy buildings. This time it's coming to shower everything in its path…
Gobble, gobble, gobble! Here ya go, fellas! Put your big bird on display in the style it deserves with this turkey of an undergarment! It's pretty much just an ordinary male G string with one very not ordinary detail: rather…
Got bones? Strap a T Rex skeleton right across your chest with this large dinosaur necklace! It's about 7 inches wide, so make sure you're prepared for massive amounts of bling hanging off that neck. It's important to accessorize in a way…
Creepy crawly arachnid jewelry! Bug lovers and horror fans and goth kids alike will love to see these eight-legged freaky-fanged spider earrings! Not for the faint of heart or weak of stomach! The halves of these earrings come together at…
It can be so hard to shop for the ex-KGB agent in your circle of friends but we're pretty sure we nailed it with this one, folks! You don't have to worship Mother Russia or even autocratic power to enjoy this fine…
Go fly a kite! Really, you totally can and should! This huge octopus kite just as easy to fly as any regular kite. Actually, since this kite requires no assembly at all, then it's probably even easier to fly than a…
These majestic creatures are the symbol of America and now you can become one whenever you like with a realistic bald eagle mask and matching set of talons! We're less than a month away from celebrating Independence Day in the…
Always bring a towel. Especially if you're going to the beach! Having a funny beach towel is just kind of a ritual. We really like this towel. And, we'll be honest, it's because of how dejected that toucan't looks! He's so…
Fish are pretty worthless as pets. They live in a tank and you feed them. Hopefully they look cool because that's all they're good for... Until now! Ever wanted a pet fish that could swim a slalom, score a soccer…
Watermelon is so good. Always a hit at outdoor gatherings, no one really needs help making the watermelon more popular at the party. This is more like a way to use the inherent popularity of watermelon to show off your…
You've probably owned several umbrellas in your life but nobody ever thinks about their puppy dog friend when it comes to staying dry in the rainy weather. Which, that's pretty weird when you think about it because dogs smell so…