Screaming Flingshot Monkey
We love this monkey! We love all monkeys, really, but, oh, this one in particular! Ok, you put two fingers in the hand pockets, pull back on its hind legs and let go. The monkey, wearing a cape, flies through…
LED Necktie
Hey, we know how it is. You’ve got a day job but that doesn’t make you a square, man! You’re hip - we get it! But how are you gonna let today’s counterculture youth know you’re not The Man, man?…
Macho Man Randy Savage shirt
Dig it! Y’all loved that Ric Flair shirt but the madness is runnin’ WILD over here at drunkMall because we found a Macho Man shirt! OOOOOOH YEAH! Best there is! Past! Present! And future! Share this post!
Deep Tea Diver tea infuser
So punny! This could be one of those things where an entrepreneur made a pun and then forced some unpaid intern to figure out a product they could brand with the name. Anyway, it is a pretty cool way to…
Buzz Cocoa: Caffeinated Hot Chocolate
This is genius. We’re all about drugs at drunkMall - as long as they’re legal! And caffeine is legal as fuck. In fact, that should be caffeine’s new slogan - Caffeine: It’s Legal as Fuck! Anyway, what you’re looking at…
Patriotic Fanny Pack
The Patriotic Pajamas jumpsuit was such a drunkMall hit that we’ve been on the hunt for some more American swag worthy of gracing our site. Look at this beautiful fanny pack! What a national treasure! We want to ask Joe…
Superhero Bookend
Thanks to some science stuff this bookend appears to defy the laws of gravity to hold your books up! Superhuman Study Swag Too triumphant for you? Consider the moose skull bookends. Share this post!
Woodies Bamboo Sunglasses
These wayfarers are ice cold, kids! Check those blue/green polarized lenses! The arms are made from 100% real bamboo for a natural look and feel. Stronger than steel but half the weight of a pair of Ray-Bans. Share this post!
Chameleon Tape Dispenser
This tape dispenser is totes adorbs… The roll of tape goes inside the chameleon and when the tape is pulled out it looks like his long tongue! Ahahahaha… Whoo! Classic… So many people could use a lucky lizard. How about…
Marty McFly’s Hat from Back to the Future Two
McFly! You know what this hat is so we aren’t gonna waste any time talking about that. This replica is “one size fits all” with a velcro strap and of course the material changes colors and shimmers like in the…
SleepPhones: Headphones in a Headband
Trying to lay down while listening to music on headphones (or earbuds) S-U-C-K-S but SleepPhones has the solution - speakers in a comfortable headband! Dial up your sleepytime playlist and get comfy. [Psst, we're not trying to call you out…
Steampunk Playing Cards
Everyone liked the radio tube USB drive so much, we thought we’d dig up some more steampunk swag! This is deck of playing cards from Bicycle comes in a really cool box and the backs have a design that features…