This trucker hat is hotter than the fireballs Mario spits after picking up a fire flower! Super Mario Bros. level 1-1 is possibly the most widely recognized video game stage in history. Most of us have played it ourselves and…
Hey, poophead, we found you some new sunglasses! There are probably hundreds of reasons to purchase these poo emoji sunglasses but we're gonna talk about the two biggest possible reasons you may want to own this marvelous product. The first…
Do kids even know about Tootsie Pops anymore? A lot of you reading this may never have even seen one of the "how many licks" commercials before! Here's a YouTube link for those of you who haven't seen it. Yeah,…
The refrigerator may be the happiest place in every home - so put a happy face on it! If you think about it, the fridge brings so much joy into our lives... There's usually so much good stuff in the…
If you've ever seen the classic Christmas movie The Santa Clause then you honestly don't even need to read this post. Just scroll down to the bottom, click the link button and pick yourself up a legendary weenie whistle. Everyone…
You can't glue the broke pieces of your life back together with unicorns and rainbows but if you need to, like, tape an envelope shut or some administrative shit like that - we've got great news for you - that…
It really doesn't get anymore "I don't give a shit what you think about me" than wearing a My Little Pony poncho with pink pony head hood on it! Where would you wear something like this, you ask? Uh, where wouldn't…
Are you so tired of blowing your own bubbles???? You're in luck! Because probably some time like 30 years ago but we don't know because we weren't paying attention - some person came up with the idea for a gun that blows…
Unicorns ARE jerks! Think about it. Have you seen Mean Girls? Okay, those were some pretty ruthless bitches in that movie, right? Right. Now imagine if those mean popular girls were literally mythological creatures. And they knew it. And they were…
This thing is so cute! It's possible that this isn't the smallest drone available for public purchase but if there's a smaller one then we sure haven't seen it. It's so tiny that the remote control used to plot the…
These pins are out of this world! It seems like every movie about aliens coming to Earth thinks the aliens will either be coldly murderous and want to exterminate the human race or some breed of space hippies trying to…
The healing properties of bacon are, uh, non-existent, as far as we know. Still, that didn't keep anyone from inventing bacon bandages! Made to the same specifications and standards of other consumer grade adhesive bandages, bacon bandages do the same…