Octopus Pint Glasses
Pint glasses with mysterious octopus tentacles rising up from the base, as if those strange creatures of the deep are reaching for the head of your delicious beer! If you missed The Top 20 Drunk Buys of 2016, we unearthed…
Stackable Fish Condos
Fish are the oh-fish-ial pet of cleanly people who don't want all the hair, shit and chaos of owning a cat or a dog. Cats and dogs are amazing but they aren't for everyone or every living situation. Fish, on…
Peanut Butter Popcorn
Is it someone's job to come up with snack ideas like this? Someone send us an email or something, please. We have things to discuss. Back to the top at hand, this is a bag of Moon Rocks, which is…
Garden Gnome Monster Massacre
If anyone knows how the whole stupid garden gnome trend got started, keep it to yourself because nobody cares and we've moved on to making fun of that shit by parodying it in sick and cruel ways. drunkMall has a…
Doughnut Pillow
This is much cuter than your grandparents' doughnut pillow! Now, we don't have to talk about all the specific reasons a person might need or want a doughnut pillow (because 99% of them have to do with bad things happening…
Unicorn Light Wall Hook
A hanging hook right where you need one is a magical thing - just like unicorn! Actually, the hanging hook is kind of even better than unicorns because the hanging hook really exists and also it can look exactly like…
Chicken Ramen Phone Case
Who feels like chicken (flavor) tonight? And tomorrow... and the next day... The appearance of this phone case is instantly recognizable to every one of you who had to pay off a student loan or work for two years as…
Elephant Drain Container
This elephant never forgets to keep water from collecting at the bottom of its body! Many homes have little containers by some, if not all, the sinks in the place. A little cup by the bathroom sinks to keep toothpaste…
GIVEAWAY: Mister Rogers Mug
Your world has a Mr. Rogers shaped hole in it... He's gone but he'll never be forgotten. In fact, you can make Mr. Rogers a part of your daily life again, starting with your morning cup of coffee! This man…
Pizza Yoga Mat
Pizza is the only reason to do most things in life. Yoga is chill. It's whatever. But has anyone dragged you to one of these hot yoga classes yet? It's brutal. They crank the thermostat up to like a hundred…
Hot Chocolate on a Stick
The name of this product tells you everything you need to know about it. But necessity rarely seems to determine how much people talk, so let's plow through an entire post worth of finding ways to tell you information you…
Hand Smash Bookends
What you gotta do, see, is take all the knowledge they got hidden in the words of all these books and you gotta CRAM IT IN YOUR HEAD! These bookends will be a constant reminder of this because they look…