Bottle Bash Pole Game
This game goes by many names. Whatever you call it, it's one of the most simple yet fun backyard drinking games around. How does it work? Well, the first thing you need to know is that every person in that…
Floating Cooler
Stop taking land coolers where they don't belong! Duct taping a regular cooler to a pool float for your next river party may seem like a genius idea but when you're watching all the beer sink into the murky depths... Well, they…
EXCLUSIVE: Music Festival Level Ups
It's festival season in America. A magical combination of music and camping that's really only enjoyable when intoxicated on a mixture of alcohol, sun exposure and whatever the hell was in those pills that dude with the dreadlocks had... Heading into a…
Rapid Drink Chiller
Cool your canned or bottled beverages down to ice cold temperatures in just a minute with this rapid cooling device! Everyone knows that trick where you take a warm drink and roll it back and forth over some ice to…
Toucan Toucan’t Beach Towel
Always bring a towel. Especially if you're going to the beach! Having a funny beach towel is just kind of a ritual. We really like this towel. And, we'll be honest, it's because of how dejected that toucan't looks! He's so…
Guacamole Tarot Beach Towel
If there was a deck of Tarot cards that just told you what food you should eat that day, wouldn't that be amazing? There isn't one. (At least, not yet. A ton of #wantrepreneurs read drunkMall though, so maybe there…
Follow Me Bring Beer flip flops
Strap on these flip flops for your next walk on the beach and they'll leave the message "FOLLOW ME BRING BEER" in the sand behind you. It's a simple idea but it's the simple things in life that... do... something...…
LED Cornhole
If there's a better backyard casual sport than cornhole for spring/summer cookouts, drunkMall has never played it. Horseshoes?! Are you high? Do you have any idea how drunk people get at our cookouts? The last thing in the world that…
Solar-Powered Fan Hat
Keeping a slight breeze on your forehead has never been easier! Spending the day outside in the hot hot sun? You were probably going to wear a hat anyway, so put on this cap and the solar panels will power…
Phone-Powered Fan
If you go to a music festival, there's a super easy way to spot the people you want to be your new friends: look for the person or persons using their phone non-stop, like they couldn't care less how long…
Giant Swan Pool Float
Serious question: is there a person whose job at the pool float factory is to test out the new pool floats? Because that has got to be the best job in the history of capitalism. Laying around in a pool,…
Pizza Slice Pool Float
Waste a warm day away, floating on a slice of pizza perfection at the pool! Old school pool floats with a rectangular body are ridiculous. The shape makes them way too difficult to get on top of and way too…