Cupcake Flavored lip balm
And just like that, life is sweet again! Ok, here’s the dangerous thing about the fact that we just posted cupcake flavored lip balm. People are going to click it and see all of other magical things that are cupcake…
Abe-Beer-Ham Lincoln T-Shirt
Again, whoever designed this shirt did not choose to call it the Abe-beer-ham Lincoln. And, really, it should have a pork product or two to deserve that name but it’s still magnificent and patriotic and everything right and good about the…
Unicorns Are Jerks coloring book
Seriously, what did you expect? You think some mythological creature that everyone spends their whole childhood freaking out over is just gonna be chill? No. When was the last time you were around a cat? Yeah, cats haven’t been worshipped…
Screaming Flingshot Monkey
We love this monkey! We love all monkeys, really, but, oh, this one in particular! Ok, you put two fingers in the hand pockets, pull back on its hind legs and let go. The monkey, wearing a cape, flies through…
LED Necktie
Hey, we know how it is. You’ve got a day job but that doesn’t make you a square, man! You’re hip - we get it! But how are you gonna let today’s counterculture youth know you’re not The Man, man?…
Pizza Pendant Friendship Necklaces
Make it official between you and five of your besties! Each of you will get your own necklace with a pizza slice pendant. When held together, the slices form a whole pie! That’s amore! [If you like this post, you…
Macho Man Randy Savage shirt
Dig it! Y’all loved that Ric Flair shirt but the madness is runnin’ WILD over here at drunkMall because we found a Macho Man shirt! OOOOOOH YEAH! Best there is! Past! Present! And future! Share this post!
Beanie with Built-In Bluetooth Headset
Just in case, you know, it’s cold and you don’t mind people wondering for a couple minutes longer than if you had a regular Bluetooth earpiece whether or not you’re a totally insane person, walking in circles and talking to…
Dagashi: Assorted Japanese Candy
Not gonna lie, we don’t know what any of this stuff is. However, people who like Japanese things tend to become weirdly obsessed with Japanese things. So if your boyfriend or girlfriend has a weird younger sibling who has anime…
Deep Tea Diver tea infuser
So punny! This could be one of those things where an entrepreneur made a pun and then forced some unpaid intern to figure out a product they could brand with the name. Anyway, it is a pretty cool way to…
Buzz Cocoa: Caffeinated Hot Chocolate
This is genius. We’re all about drugs at drunkMall - as long as they’re legal! And caffeine is legal as fuck. In fact, that should be caffeine’s new slogan - Caffeine: It’s Legal as Fuck! Anyway, what you’re looking at…
Freddy and Jason Cosplay Babe Stickers
The best kind of girls watch Horror movies year-round (not just in October) and show up in daisy dukes. Do these girls exist in real life, though? Who cares! They exist in sticker form, thanks to tittybats! At $1.50 per, it’s…