Gee-Key Swords
Seriously, all of you entrepreneurs out there, before you name your products, send us an email, pay us a grand and we’ll name your products for you! That’s pretty damn cheap and our track record of coming up with awesome…
Threadbare Budweiser t-shirt
With the best t-shirts, it's pretty much a gamble whether or not every time you wear them will be the last time. One snag while you’re walking and it’s all over. But it’s so worth it. Threadbare shirts like this…
Lipstick Vibrator
The descriptions of these things always use the word “discreet.” Like, are you sure? Shouldn’t “discreet” last longer than a few seconds after someone looking , “Oh, what’s this?” If you want to see discreet, check out this hidden TV wall-mount. That’s discreet.…
Pizza Rat pin
We’ll never forget you Pizza Rat. Ours is not the fickle love of viral social media, blazing with the white heat of rocket fuel and faded all too quick. No, Pizza Rat. Our love remains as you once were, dragging…
Sexy Super Maria and Louise phone case
Maria and Louise always played video games when they were growing up. Not because they only hung out with boys who played video games. Not because they didn’t like other things that girls are “supposed” to like. They just liked playing…
The Shower Beer Buddy
Did you know there is an entire sect of society built around enjoying alcoholic beverages while in the shower? It’s real. A lot of these people hang out at /r/showerbeer and just kinda let each other know that, yes, they…
Ghost World Lapel Pin
It’s weird that nobody ever talks about Ghost World anymore. It was a pretty big deal for an indie flick back in 2001, right? Steve Buscemi, Scarlett Johansson before she was a global superstar, Brad Renfro (R.I.P.), David Cross, that nunchuck…
Patriotic Abe Lincoln tank top
If we’re not going to have a winter this year then might as well dress for the occasion! Abraham Lincoln seems like the coolest president. If he jumped in a time machine and made it to 2015, his style would…
Cobra Kai Karate Championship T-Shirt
Yes, sensei! You ever notice how sports movies made for kids always used to take some totally basic shit and act like it was a boss move when the hero did it? Like the triple deke in Mighty Ducks -…
Lionel Richie mug
A pun! About tea! How deliciously wicked! Who ever would have thought! Calm down, we like the mug, too. We’re posting it aren’t we? This is happening because everyone keeps talking about Adele’s “Hello” and it’s like, “No, hello to you, Adele.…
Espresso-Filled Chocolates
Finding out this exists and we’ve never had it hurts on a spiritual level we were not prepared to deal with today. “Go to the boss’ office, just look her in the eye and transmit the feel telepathically until everyone…
Salt and Vinegar Potato Chips
Possibly the ultimate drunk snack, salt and vinegar flavored potato chips should be a staple in every bar. Forget about pretzels. Throw those peanuts in the trash. Give us salt and vinegar crisps and we’ll be at the bar every…