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See the 2017 Solar Eclipse

HOW TO: See the 2017 Solar Eclipse!

Hey, America! We're a little less than 3 weeks away from one of the most amazing celestial happenings in decades! A total solar eclipse is coming our way and you've still got plenty of time to prepare for seeing it…

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Sweet Kicks

SHOES: Sweet Kicks!

Research suggests that many drunken online purchases include a pair of shoes or a shoe accessory. If that's what you people want, then here's whole post full of some epic kicks for you to rock this summer! We've also got…

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Bag It Up

GIFT GUIDE: Bag It Up!

You ever think about how many different types of bags there are in the world? Well you're about to because that's what we decided to do this week - scour the Internet for all the different kinds of notable bags…

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Sex Sells

EXCLUSIVE: Sex Sells

You don't have to be a total piece of shit wannabe entrepreneur with a library of unread marketing books in the garage of your Hollywood hills home to know that sex sells. Just check the spam folder of your email. Probably…

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How to Play Star Wars Music on the Recorder

How to Play Star Wars Music on the Recorder

It's some of the most famous music ever written in this or any other galaxy and you can learn to play it yourself! ...on a recorder! You remember recorders. It's that musical instrument that's, like, not really a flute but…

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Christmas Cash Spending Bash

EXCLUSIVE: Christmas Cash Spending Bash

Okay, people, this is what we play for! As of right now it is Christmas mutha flippin' Eve and that means we're well on the inside of 24 hours until the annual ritual of reaping many gifts and rewards for…

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Dirty Santa Gift Guide 2016

EXCLUSIVE: Dirty Santa Gift Guide 2016

Anyone who tells you that you can't win Christmas is wrong. You can totally win that bitch and it all goes down in the main event: Dirty Santa! Everyone has their own version of the rules. Some of you degenerates…

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Chewbacca Stocking

Chewbacca Stocking

How do you say "shut up and take my money" in Wookie?! The first thing you need to know about this Chewbacca stocking is that it is currently on sale and we'll be extremely surprised if it doesn't sell out.…

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Star Wars OST Picture Disc LPs

Star Wars OST Picture Disc LPs

Hear (and see) the score from A New Hope like never before on this beautiful picture disc vinyl rerelease! John William's original score for the original Star Wars film is among the most widely recognized and beloved music in human history.…

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Chewbacca Hoodie

Chewbacca Hoodie

Being a wookie has its pros and cons. Not everyone can understand the things you say, for one thing. That's gotta get annoying. Say what you will about wookies but old Chewbacca probably makes it through the winter just fine,…

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Shakespeare's Star Wars

Shakespeare’s Star Wars

Dost thou enjoy thine parables of science and of fiction? Even though Hollywood loves nothing more than "rebooting" a tried and true franchise, it would take no less than 75 individual people losing their collective minds in order for there to be…

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Killer Halloween Costumes

EXCLUSIVE: Killer Halloween Costumes

This ain't the year to dress up as a clown for Halloween, okay? Grabbing a cheap makeup kit and making yourself look like busted ass ICP fan might have been good enough to get you in to the costume party…

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