Happy Singles Awareness Day, everybody! Everything Is Bullshit wraps up our S.A.D. Countdown for 2015 because a lot of the "traditions" of being in a relationship are 100% ridiculous, downright cruel, even. Did you see Blood Diamond? Watch Blood Diamond…
"Ayyy, lemme get them digits!" 'All right... Here's one digit. And here's the other!' Y'all are welcome to use that but please tweet the story to us if you do: @drunkMall Human strangers are the worst kind of stranger. At…
The (veiny) attention to detail here is admirable. This keychain is obviously our Singles Awareness Day countdown item of the day. Why? Because guys in relationships don't get to bring their balls with them when they leave the house. "Freedom" is…
If wearing high heel shoes came with an instruction manual, there would be a chapter called Unwanted Male Attention. (And since that's an accidental acronym, it would be illustrated with photographs of Uma Thurman being a bad bitch.) The thing about…
Very doge! So much drunk purchase! Today's Singles Awareness Day countdown item is an adorable shoutout to da real MVPs of unconditional love: our pets! If there was a Tinder for hanging out with cute baby animals, do you think anyone would use…
February 14th is coming up and none of you better sell out and switch over to celebrating V Day instead of Singles Awareness Day - that goes for office parties, too! Valentine's cards are strictly forbidden! Ok, maybe not strictly.…
Oh you know that's right! FIVE POUNDS of gummy bears! Right off the bat, these are not the famous sugar-free gummy bears of death. These are 100% Haribo, Grade A, primo stuff - that good good! Now that we got that…
Foreword by Rob Zombie?! Oh, you know this has gotta be good! But really, staying flexible is important. None of us are getting any younger. You may feel invincible now but after ten more years of taking Life's literal and…
Hopefully you've already noticed a new tag in use on drunkMall, or at least seen a few posts here and there with the letters "SAD" at the beginning of them and wondered what was up with that. Here's what's up with…
Today's S.A.D. product may be a little controversial but drunkMall never shies away from controversy! (We're still prepared to fight you in a cage James Franco.) Some people believe that a strong individual should be able to work towards their own…
Everyone knows how exciting double rainbows are, right?! They're SO intense! Whoa my god! What does it mean?! Okay, okay, this device won't make the same kind of double rainbows that we all saw in the guy's video. But it…
When it's time to party we will party hard! Send the message loud and clear with a neon pink fanny pack that says "PARTY" in all caps - it doesn't get much more direct than that! Here's the thing about…