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Can Safes

Can Safes

When was the last time you were over at a stranger's house and thought, "I'm gonna look in this dude's soup cupboard and see if he's got any money or other valuables hidden in there"? Yeah, never. That's a thing…

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Collapsible Foam Roller

Collapsible Foam Roller

Iron out the kinks of your musculature while on the move! Foam rollers, if you don't know what you're looking at, are like having your very own masseuse on call for whenever you need or want. Just like you'd have…

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Liquid Fudges

Liquid Fudges

Chocolate addicts have a new reason to zombie walk to the kitchen for a fix! These packs of liquid fudge are simply wicked... You get six packets in every order and each single-serve packet is a different decadent flavor of…

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Crying Unicorn Candle

Crying Unicorn Candle

Everyone knows what it sounds like when doves cry but what about unicorns? Forget about what it might sound like though, here's what it looks like. The tears are rainbow colored, first of all, which is only to be expected.…

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Horse Romance Novel

Horse Romance Novel

Whoever came up with the saying that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover was an idiot. Like, okay, if you want to use that phrase metaphorically to mean that you can't know everything about a person by their…

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Retro Can Coozies

Retro Can Coozies

There is an art to selecting a good can coozie. Fortunately, like most art forms that involve drinking beer, the rules are quite simple. The more random it is and the older it looks, the better. That's the only thing…

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Sulu Finger Puppet Fridge Magnet

Sulu Finger Puppet Fridge Magnet

The final frontier of retro television merchandising may finally have been found! Finger puppets are thing. Fridge magnets are a thing. Wait for it - finger puppet fridge magnets are now a thing, whether anyone asked for it or not!…

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Overalls Swimsuit

Overalls Swimsuit

Old MacDonald had a pool, E-I-E-I-O! Adult overalls are (amazingly) still a thing. Not, like, for farmers. That's who overalls are for and that isn't surprising. But the youth of America, the young people out there buying up what's trendy…

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Wiener Dog Sign

Wiener Dog Sign

When you've got the finest wiener in the world then you're going to want to show it off. Now you can let the entire planet know about your amazing wiener with this prestigious sign! Hang it on the wall of…

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Polka Dot Sunglasses

Polka Dot Sunglasses

White dots match everything! Polka dot wayfarers are the look for this spring and summer, we're calling it now. Scoop these things up now in as many colors as you have hanging in your closet because drunkMall has a pretty…

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Cooling Wine Cups

Cooling Wine Cups

These wineglass shaped cups will keep your beverages chilled without need of ice! Whether you drink your wine cold or not, the wineglass is a great shape for other adult beverages. Straight liquors can be better appreciated in a wineglass than…

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Matcha Chocolates

Matcha Chocolates

Matcha powder and chocolate are a flavor match made in heaven. You may have experienced this culinary combo in other sweet snacks. If you have then you already know that new forms of chocolate and matcha treats must be sampled…

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