Kittens are adorable and everyone should have the opportunity to hang out with one. Unfortunately, circumstances don’t always allow for that. Lease agreements and allergies are just a couple of things that can stop us from knowing the joy of…
The Legend of Zelda is drunkMall’s favorite video game franchise because we’re just that basic. For some people, having a regal Bill Murray shower curtain is a much too serious and adult-y thing to face in the mornings, so this…
We’re throwing this post on the site just for our new friends in Australia, Lewis & Lowe. They found drunkMall, talked about us on their radio show, wrote a song about drunkMall (!!!) and sent us hundreds of new visitors.…
And just like that, life is sweet again! Ok, here’s the dangerous thing about the fact that we just posted cupcake flavored lip balm. People are going to click it and see all of other magical things that are cupcake…
Seriously, what did you expect? You think some mythological creature that everyone spends their whole childhood freaking out over is just gonna be chill? No. When was the last time you were around a cat? Yeah, cats haven’t been worshipped…
Make it official between you and five of your besties! Each of you will get your own necklace with a pizza slice pendant. When held together, the slices form a whole pie! That’s amore! [If you like this post, you…
Not gonna lie, we don’t know what any of this stuff is. However, people who like Japanese things tend to become weirdly obsessed with Japanese things. So if your boyfriend or girlfriend has a weird younger sibling who has anime…
The best kind of girls watch Horror movies year-round (not just in October) and show up in daisy dukes. Do these girls exist in real life, though? Who cares! They exist in sticker form, thanks to tittybats! At $1.50 per, it’s…
We’re not sure how it works but here is a totally functional backpack that somehow looks like it was cut out of a two-dimensional animation. Cartoon carry-on? Share this post!
This tape dispenser is totes adorbs… The roll of tape goes inside the chameleon and when the tape is pulled out it looks like his long tongue! Ahahahaha… Whoo! Classic… So many people could use a lucky lizard. How about…
Hellooooooooo Kitty! According to The Velvet Lily, this is one of their most popular tailpipe stoppers and we don’t doubt it! You would think that a cat themed sex toy would be designed for the other side though because -…
Of course this is a thing… Confused about what you’re looking at? It’s a two-pocket stash bag for small accessories. Seriously, keep this away from your blacked out friends or they’ll probably try to eat it! Each side has a…