Aliens - so hot right now! This stellar shirt is covered in little green alien heads, UFOs, stars and alien hands giving the universal peace sign. With NASA's recent announcement of their discovering seven Earth-like planets that may or may…
Shake things up in the kitchen! This salt and pepper shaker set (obviously) looks like a couple of pigs doing one of probably, like, four total things pigs ever actually do: fuck. For fans of pigs, porkin', salt and/or paper,…
How sweet it is to find a new favorite pair of leggings! With a soft and comfortable poly/spandex blend that's lightweight and breathable, these are that type of leggings that you look at in the dirty clothes pile and wonder…
Pulling down your friends' pants in public used to be a socially acceptable way to hilariously embarrass them. Unfortunately, now that we're all adults, it's a socially unacceptable way to get someone put on a list they'll never get off…
Bad tattoos are a thing, naturally. But another thing that's a thing is irony and it could quite possibly lead one to make an even worse mistake than getting a bad tattoo. For example, let's assume you're a hipster and…
Burning all the flesh and sinew off your hand until there's nothing left but raw bone might sound like a pure badass move. But actually, kitchen safety is the real pure badass move. (Hey, fuck off. We're trying to be…
Nobody really needs help traumatizing their own children. It's inevitable that you're going to do it. But much like how it's worse to be cut with a dull blade than a sharp one (something about more tearing of the tissue),…
We will put anything on our faces in the name of beauty. Right away you know some jerk is probably sitting there trying to think of something they can say in the comments that people wouldn't put on their face.…
It's a rare bird that doesn't love a bit of Scotland, whether you know it or not. With St. Patrick's Day coming up, the entire drinking world will soon be singing the praises of children of Ireland (if not claiming…
Dicks and titties make the world go 'round. Just go to any museum and count the dicks and titties in there - we'll wait. Yeah, yeah - that's "art" and we're being "crass" about it. Whatever. Old dicks and titties…
If you like it then you gotta put a ring on it and this ring is for everyone who likes Peeps. Scratch that - this one's for everyone who loves Peeps. Nobody likes Peeps. You either love Peeps or you…
Don't get sucked in to the hype! You don't need to get into a relationship just to have that feeling of falling asleep with an arm around you because guess what: there's a pillow for that now! The Boyfriend Pillow…