Trying to lay down while listening to music on headphones (or earbuds) S-U-C-K-S but SleepPhones has the solution - speakers in a comfortable headband! Dial up your sleepytime playlist and get comfy. [Psst, we're not trying to call you out…
Oh, you aren’t a morning person? We’ll see about that… Here’s a mug that can quickly deliver a morning dose of strong black coffee, or chronic green, uh, tea… and a bowl of the finest tobacco - all in one…
That cat looks awfully familiar but we don’t want to get anyone in to any trouble… The design of this shirt confirms a suspicion we’ve long held, which is that cats are murderous psychopaths and would kill us all if…
Inspired by the original design from 1945, the Vornado V-Fan looks and works great. This is one of the highest rated circulation fans on Amazon. If you need a fan that looks cool, good luck finding a trendier fan than…
If you find yourself staring at this mug, wondering how it’s floating, you are not awake enough yet. We do like the design of the mug, though. It’s pretty slick, ultra-modern and supposedly not as easy to knock over as…
While not exactly a viral sensation, Selfie Stick Aerobics is making the rounds and could be the next big thing any day now. The lesson is free, however, you’ll need at least a selfie stick to follow along at home…
Have you ever spent like $100 on a pair of sunglasses? You have?! Wow… How long did it take you to lose or break them, like, 3 months? Yeah, never buy expensive sunglasses. The lenses are gonna get scratched, your drunk…
Obviously these are replicas because a real moose skull with antlers would be the size of a lawn chair but, at 8.5″ tall, these bookends will fit on most bookshelves and keep your books upright in style. Each piece weighs…
Nobody at drunkMall has ever used a bidet because we’re uncultured Americans but they seem… nice? If nothing else, a stream of cold water up the backside, like it or not, would give more of a kick in the morning…
Oh, this is just pornographic… “50 Rooster Sauce Recipes That Pack a Punch,” it says… drunkMall loves hot sauce, it’s no secret, and sriracha is a great one. But up until now we’ve treated it as an afterthought, something to…
drunkMall recognizes no sovereign entity except for pizza. Partake in worship of the sacred cheese wheel with this “HAIL PIZZA” shirt, emblazoned with a pizza sliced via pentagram. Fun Fact: if your local pizza place is even remotely cool, you can…
A miniature camera that can take photo & video while being small enough to fit on your fingertip. Comes with a wrist strap, mini USB cable and user manual. Software seems to be Windows only... Share this post!