Full Body Pillow
Take comfort to a new level with a massive pillow! Cuddling up to another person is nice. We'll give you that. But also, people are full of hard bones on the inside and most of us weigh enough to make…
Creepy Face Masks
This is a kit of face masks that are supposed to do different things that are supposed to be really good for your face and skin and beauty stuff and stuff. And they're probably great at that. But they also…
EXCLUSIVE: Watch Out
The wristwatch is just now hitting its stride because nobody really needs one anymore. When most of us are walking around with smartphones, there isn't much of a reason to strap a device to our wrist that does nothing but…
Electrically Heated House Booties
There is no excuse for having cold feet when you live in a world with these booties! Forget about those house shoes packed full of beads that you put in the microwave to heat up. Yeah, they'll keep your feet…
Your Photos on Rolls of Paper
Fucking finally... It's been a long hard road to travel without being able to get your social media photograph uploads transferred over to long rolls of paper but the journey was well worth it because here we are in 2017 with…
Pikachu Onesie
Choose warmth this winter with a Pikachu onesie! When temperatures get low, your first thought might be how nice it would be to snuggle up to a Snorlax or capture a Charizard to hang out in the living room and…
Procrastination Sweater
Why put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the next day or even the day after that? With one added word, the most famous motivational tagline of all time becomes the fashion statement that needed to be…
Cute Animal Sticky Notes
This is absolutely genius. Because if you think about it, you'll realize that sticky notes are almost exclusively used to tell people what to do. Just about every single time you're looking at a sticky note, it's because some other…
Snowflake Ice Cubes
Get your cocktail game in season with some snowflake shaped ice cubes! The silicone tray is just as easy to use as an old-school ice cube tray. If you've never seen one of those and have no idea what it…
Chocolate Cat Tongues
Katzenzungen is German for "cat tongue," which is a very popular chocolate treat all over Europe and South America. As usual, Americans weren't invited to the party when it comes to awesome candies and desserts. But that's fine because now…
No One Cares Fashionista Shirt
If you think all those très chic parfums smell like cat piss and would rather literally use them as toilet water than spray them on your body, hey, we found your new favorite shirt. Parodying a super famous brand logo…
Analog Instant Camera
Did you know people are still out here making awesome new cameras that take instant film? There aren't a lot of them but they're out there! You're looking at the A-1 from Impossible Project, the first new camera for the original…