Bill Murray Coloring Book
Bill Murray is pretty clearly the man. He’s been the man for a long, long time. (Except we’re scared to see that new movie he’s in because we’ve heard bad things and someone should tell him Wes Anderson stopped making…
Savage Jerky Co.’s Sriracha Bacon
Like reading that headline doesn’t instantly sell it. Do us a favor and pretend everything we’re about to say is contributing in some way. We’d never heard of sriracha bacon before Savage Jerky offered to send us some. It’s unbelievable.…
Assorted Punk Stickers
We don’t know who or what Icons Skiff is but they have made a pretty decent batch of punk stickers, here. Have you checked out the ‘70s Punk Rock box set, yet? It’s our favorite! They don’t seem to be in America,…
Sriracha Water Bottle
Next time we’re feeling the burn at the gym, we’ll be cooling down with a sip of water from our new sriracha squeeze bottle. Now, some people have said their water bottle shipped with a red cap instead of a…
Drunk Christmas Teddy Bear
Teddy Booze makes drunk teddy bears which are pretty adorable and remind us of every fat, drunk uncle we’ve ever seen at a family gathering! The line of Christmas bears come with colored Santa hats and a matching mini beer…
Troll Face hoodie
He throws on his troll face hoodie and heads to the local sports bar. When he arrives, he grabs a stool at the bar and orders a beer. He’s not here for any particular reason. Just to sit. And to…
tile: Bluetooth Trackers
This! Tile is an app that works with a set of bluetooth trackers to find literally any of the things we’re always losing: keys, wallet, dog, anything that can be tagged with a Tile tracker! Here’s the kicker. If the…
The Pocket Shot slingshot
Rednecks are geniuses, man. Watch that video and just try to count how many beards and beer bottles there are… Anyway, The Pocket Shot is a totally new type of slingshot. We aren’t engineers, so have someone else explain but…
‘90s “Jazz Design” Boat Shorts
Remember these cups? They’ve made such a huge comeback that now people (apparently) want to have the same design on their clothing. That’s understandable. You know, look at the type of things people will get tattooed on themselves. Wait- Does…
Fingertip Food Tongs
We need more inventions focused on helping drunk people avoid appearing as sloppy as they may or may not be. Trongs (reason for the name unclear) are miniature food tongs you can place on your fingertips to handle messy, greasy…
Over the Line Party Game
Over the Line is an almost-guaranteed-to-offend cross between charades and Pictionary. A player picks a card and has to act or draw out the phrase while other players take turns guessing. Consider yourselves #TriggerWarned! You probably want to scan through…
Abe-Beer-Ham Lincoln T-Shirt
Again, whoever designed this shirt did not choose to call it the Abe-beer-ham Lincoln. And, really, it should have a pork product or two to deserve that name but it’s still magnificent and patriotic and everything right and good about the…