We might need to have somebody explain this one to us. Like, in order to have a functional punching bag, one must refrain from washing a significant percentage of one’s wardrobe. Unless you have just a shitload of clothes, in…
If Tyrion Lannister ever dies in the Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones Universe, we swear by the Old Gods and the New, on the blue eyes of Macumber, we will burn everything to the ground with wildfire, starting…
The Boondock Saints is one of those movies nobody seems to think is good, which is to say people either don’t like it very much or it quickly becomes one of their favorite movies. Of course, we don’t really give…
This is what happens when old school DIY meets new school tech and we’re all about it. Drones are fun, sure, but there’s something to be said for building things yourself, learning how and why they work and maybe getting…
Times sure have changed! Back in the day, if you wanted to get a marshmallow from Point A to Point B with any sort of velocity, you used to have to throw it. While researching this item, we came across all…
Ever wanted to know what it’s like to have $10,000 in cash? Now you can(not)! Light cigars with (not real) $100 bills! Throw thousands of (not) dollars on top of a bed and get frisky with a loved one! For…
This game has the potential to be huge. The creators of GG have deconstructed the simplest game on Earth, Rock-Paper-Scissors, and rebuilt it into a game that remains simple enough for a child to play while also holding depths of…
If you don’t like The Legend of Zelda games, we can’t be friends. It’s that simple. Nobody cares if there are more complicated or customizable games with better graphics or whatever else. Zelda is the best. Full stop. This canvas…
Huevos rancheros is perhaps the greatest breakfast meal ever. Like, it’s 3:30am as this post is being written and it will be a miracle if we get through it without going to the kitchen and whipping up some huevos rancheros.…
Maria and Louise always played video games when they were growing up. Not because they only hung out with boys who played video games. Not because they didn’t like other things that girls are “supposed” to like. They just liked playing…
Did you know there is an entire sect of society built around enjoying alcoholic beverages while in the shower? It’s real. A lot of these people hang out at /r/showerbeer and just kinda let each other know that, yes, they…
A lot of people have asked why we aren’t posting more ugly Christmas sweaters. We assume those people must have broken the rest of their Internet because every other website in the galaxy won’t shut the eff up with the…