Drink Holder Posts
Ah, the great outdoors! The sun and sky... Real grass beneath your feet... It's such a nice change of pace from the rat race, spending all day inside looking at computer screens or whatever. But you know what nature doesn't…
How to Live with a Huge Penis
This isn't a book anyone actually needs to read. For instance, one of the sections is titled Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends & Family. Uh, okay. Step 1: don't. Your parents already know about your wang. And as for…
Propellor Powered Phone Charger
Sneaking in one last float trip this year? Bet you'd like to have an easy way to make sure the batteries on all of your mobile devices stay charged, huh? Well, that's exactly what this gadget does! Simply drop this…
Mr. Fridge Happy Face Magnets
The refrigerator may be the happiest place in every home - so put a happy face on it! If you think about it, the fridge brings so much joy into our lives... There's usually so much good stuff in the…
Bourbon Flask
A standard flask doesn't really hold that much alcohol so you'd better make it count and fill it up with the good stuff! This flask has a 6oz. capacity, which is around 4 "official" shots of booze. Not a whole…
Loving It Sticker
Ba da ba da da! What's your favorite place to eat lunch? If your standard response to that question has gotten you more than one sit-down with HR, this is the bumper sticker for you! Taking extreme liberty with parody…
Northern Exposure Cookbook
If you were born in the late 70s or early 80s then you may have a slight recollection of Northern Exposure as a show you channel surfed right past while searching for Beavis and Butthead or The Simpsons or some other…
Wall Safe Dial Kitchen Timer
Time waits for no man, especially in the kitchen! Mere moments can be the difference between a great home-cooked meal and a surprise pizza delivery night. In these distraction filled days of social media updates and smartphone notifications, a good kitchen timer…
Bacon Bandages
The healing properties of bacon are, uh, non-existent, as far as we know. Still, that didn't keep anyone from inventing bacon bandages! Made to the same specifications and standards of other consumer grade adhesive bandages, bacon bandages do the same…
The Whiskey Wedge
The Whiskey Wedge offers a new slant to having a drink on the rocks. Using a silicone molded insert and a matching double Old Fashioned-style glass, this apparatus freezes a slab of ice at an angle to the side of…
Fish n Chips Car Emblem
So the Jesus fish doesn't really speak to who you are as a person. Even the Darwin "fish" doesn't quite get it right... Maybe you're more of a fish 'n' chips type person? Well that's just great and you certainly…
Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
Backyard squirrels are always horsin' around anyway - make it official with a horse head feeder! If this reminds you of those super creepy horse head masks that became weirdly popular over the last three years or so, there's a…