Jaguar Party Suit and Tie
There will be no question who the life of the party is when you walk in wearing this jaguar print suit. Like all suits made by Opposuits, this is not just a costume but an actual, high-quality suit. The outside…
Real Ninja Mask
This cinched ninja hood is fully functional. Whether you need it for a costume (don’t forget the nunchucks) or just need to keep your face warm, this is an actual balaclava. It may be worn as a regular hood with…
Saved by the Bell Kelly Kapowski Sweater
Valley girls are already so excited… Look at this perfect recreation of a ¾ length sleeve, lowcut Bayside Tigers sweater - just like the ones from Saved by the Bell! Share this post!
Furry Hooded Wolf Scarf with Mitten Pockets
This is much cheaper than a Spirit Hood and will bring your fur fantasies to life! Complete with a zippered pocket and a button to secure the hood, you’ll wonder how you ever made it through a Furry Fest without…
Reusable Flesh-Colored Nipple Covers
How to Freak Out Everyone at Your Gym Step 1: Nipple Erasers! Or, well, there are more normal reasons to use discreet pasties. Pretty much ever since J. Lo wore that dress in the '90s there have been mass produced…
Badass Leather Jacket
This is the kind of leather jacket everyone thinks about buying but nobody ever does. Why?! Why doesn’t anybody ever buy this kind of leather jacket… This style! It's adventurous, daresay, thrilling? Of course, having a motorcycle would really help…
Fake Mustache Variety Pack
Anyone can make their next 36 Tinder dates extra special with these assorted mustaches! Bonus Points for getting called out on the prosthetic and selling a sob story about being “follically challenged”... No really, though, fake mustaches are one of…
American Flag Jumpsuit/Onesie
Now this is how to freedom! Clad yourself in the symbol of America, the stars and stripes of our very own flag. Not only is this onesie super patriotic, it is very soft and comfortable, which makes for perfect pajamas.…