Thrash Metal Black Cat shirt
Cats are metal. This is known. You may remember this from such classic moments in cat t-shirt memory as the time drunkMall posted the My Cat Listens to Metal muscle tee. There is no known animal that is as metal…
Two-Finger Salute Phone Case
"Ayyy, lemme get them digits!" 'All right... Here's one digit. And here's the other!' Y'all are welcome to use that but please tweet the story to us if you do: @drunkMall Human strangers are the worst kind of stranger. At…
Calvin and Hobbes TARDIS pillow
Everybody's favorite comic strip duo made a TARDIS! Calvin and Hobbes always did tackle the deep metaphysical issues. More often than not, the answer was to be found inside a cardboard box and a liberal application of imagination. That's how…
DJ Kitty Cat Turntable Scratcher
Do you have any idea how much money DJs are making these days? Can you imagine how much money a cat DJ would make?! Set your feline friend up with this turntable scratch pad and she'll be cuttin' up the…
Kitty Cat Panties
How adorbs are these spandex briefs with little kitten faces printed right where they ought to be?! That model sure looks excited to be wearing such neat underwear. Though, she could be cold from not wearing pants and we’re assuming…
Kitty Cat Coin Purses
The cuteness never quits! These are the most adorable coin purses we’ve ever seen. Admittedly, we haven’t seen very many coin purses. But when was the last time you saw a coin purse in real life? They're pretty rare these…
Plush Tiger Rug
There’s something about walking across the cleanly removed hide of a dead, dangerous animal that says, “SUCCESS!” Just ask a ‘70s P.E. teacher. That experience costs way more than you might expect. Fortunately, we found an imitation tiger rug that works for…
The Cutest Little Lion Mane for Cats and Small Dogs
If this post had a sound, it would sound like 10,000 girls simultaneously going, “AAAAAWWWWWWWWW!” It is pretty darn cute, you have to admit - like having your very own little Simba romping around the house. For those who need to…
Lifelike Sleeping Kitten electronic pet
Kittens are adorable and everyone should have the opportunity to hang out with one. Unfortunately, circumstances don’t always allow for that. Lease agreements and allergies are just a couple of things that can stop us from knowing the joy of…
Un-Meow-n Pleasures T-Shirt
We’re never going to get tired of shirts with random cats in the design, so if that’s gonna be a problem for you then kick rocks. Taking the ubiquitous Unknown Pleasures album cover a tad less seriously is also to…
Time-Released Pet Feeder
Many people who have pets have had to end a good night out before they were ready. Why? Because they were responsible people and had to go home to feed the animals. If they had a feeder that automatically dispensed…
Meow-ami Vice T-Shirt
The people who make this shirt did not name the design Meow-ami Vice, which is a crime. But we did come up with it, so if you own a marketing agency and want to hire us to consult for you then…