UNT and ICK mugs
Someone told us we had to post these mugs. We don’t know why but we’re such caffeine freaks over here at drunkMall that we’ll pretty much post anything to do with coffee or tea. It’s like, man, if we don’t…
Deep Tea Diver tea infuser
So punny! This could be one of those things where an entrepreneur made a pun and then forced some unpaid intern to figure out a product they could brand with the name. Anyway, it is a pretty cool way to…
Buzz Cocoa: Caffeinated Hot Chocolate
This is genius. We’re all about drugs at drunkMall - as long as they’re legal! And caffeine is legal as fuck. In fact, that should be caffeine’s new slogan - Caffeine: It’s Legal as Fuck! Anyway, what you’re looking at…
Fizz Saver Soda Dispenser
Put your 2 liters on tap! This gizmo uses all sorts of science type theories we don’t understand to keep the carbonation in soda. Plus you get to pull sodas from a little handle like you work in an old-timey…
Wake ‘n’ Bake Mug with Built-In Pipe
Oh, you aren’t a morning person? We’ll see about that… Here’s a mug that can quickly deliver a morning dose of strong black coffee, or chronic green, uh, tea… and a bowl of the finest tobacco - all in one…
“Levitating” Coffee Mug
If you find yourself staring at this mug, wondering how it’s floating, you are not awake enough yet. We do like the design of the mug, though. It’s pretty slick, ultra-modern and supposedly not as easy to knock over as…
12 Pack of Surge Cola
‘90s kids remember fueling all-night gaming sessions with Surge - and now it’s back! Oh, happy happy joy joy! Call up the old gang and figure out who's hosting the LAN party! We hear it makes a damn good…