Is coffee's reign over the mornings of caffeine addicts in danger? Nah, probably not. But caffeinated hot chocolate is a game changer, make no mistake. It's hard to believe for those of us in the death grip of latte addiction but there…
Here's one for all you teabaggers out there! The waiting is the hardest part. You can see it on the little teacup's face. He's been patiently waiting 3-5 minutes to steep the perfect brew before he could get to the…
Empty cans take up a lot of space You ever think about that? People who go through, say for example, a 12-pack (of Surge) a night - these problems present themselves. There’s some super complicated physics explanation for why it…
It’s nice when we can bring a touch of refinement to drunkMall. Really, it would happen more often if we didn’t have a crippling phobia of suspenders, condescension and ridiculous mustaches… But that has nothing to do with today’s wonderful…
At least it's a cute master. Caffeine isn't even an addiction for us anymore. Like, would you say you're addicted to having two arms? Are you addicted to breathing? These are pretty essential to daily life and that's how we…
This might get confusing. Ok, so you know how sometimes you’ll tell a joke and everyone laughs, except you were totally serious? Not even joking a little bit? This coffee is like that because it really is shitty coffee. But.…
Finding out this exists and we’ve never had it hurts on a spiritual level we were not prepared to deal with today. “Go to the boss’ office, just look her in the eye and transmit the feel telepathically until everyone…
Everyone loves a good optical illusion, right? Here’s an oldie but a goodie - the fake waterfall effect - with a caffeinated spin. The LED lamp head is covered with a coffee cup, so the stand looks like coffee is…
If any of you drunkMall copycats out there want to start a website called How Did It Take So Long for Someone to Invent This.com, that would be cool because how did it take so long for someone to invent…
Yooooo, this watch is DOPE, son! TBH we won’t be surprised if this sells out as soon as we post it because hypebeasts will pay way more than $40 for a watch just because it’s that color of red, not to…
If you’re having problems with anyone at the office, they’ll almost definitely keep their distance after they see you slurping mysterious liquid from a travel mug that says it contains human brains. But if they are brave and get close…
